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HOW DEEP SHOULD CHURCH BE, by Judge Wyld

2010-03-16T19:12:00.000-07:00

Judge Wyld Radio Talk Show Host currently on http://www.blogtalkradio.com/judgewyld

Churches can be a great place to find God. To go find an atmosphere of peace and meditation. To find a calm set of people who are connecting with God. To walk in the door and find God right there waiting for you. You have no doubt that you are in a biblical church immediately upon arriving.

Some people think that a church should grow. Like a business. They need more money to build more buildings to provide more activities to get more people to get more money to build more buildings to provide more activities to get more people to get more money .....

So these churches become secular. They become as deep as a walmart and as shallow as a walmart. They become as varied as a walmart and as non-spiritual as a Walmart. Walk into a church that focuses on growing and you have an non-spiritual church. Never mind the trimmings. Never mind the religious rock band lyrics and the painted on smiles. Even a walmart has a christmas look without CHRIST anywhere in it. So does a church that is focused on growing.

I know of one church that grew without their main property getting bigger or abandoned. They built a second church in a separate neighborhood. WOW. What a concept. A neighborhood church!!! Remember the day of Grandma waking up, making breakfast, grabbing her worn bible and walking 5 blocks to church? What a great sight!!! What a great example for the children in the neighborhood. Everyone cherishes the sight of the old lady making that walk to church, hearing the church bells.

So now a church measures it's popularity (not it's spirituality) by buying acres and acres of land and building an ugly brown brick and steel secular structure. You don't see stained glass windows and true steeple as the major architectural features of the building.

Remember parking on the street? No....these mega churches have acres of parking lots as a primary feature of the property. So secular. So anti-spiritual.

When you walk into church. You want to find God right inside. Immediately. Within 20 steps in any door, you want to find God. You don't want to have to go searching for God in a mega church.

How do you find God in a mega church? One that focuses so much on growing that they lost God someone where back near the super-sized dumpster farm that they need to collect the trash from their secular activities.

Ok.... so you walk into the church. Is the Pastor there? NO. You find an administrator only. On Sunday you are greeted by a greeter who is so remote from the pastor. The administrator or greeter can not take you to God. What they do instead is try to label you. Are you blue collar or are you white collar? We have a professionals group for you. Are you single or married? We have a shallow clueless singles group for you. Are you a single mom? oh so sad, we have the aimless uneducated singles mom group for you. Are you divorced? We have the desperate, wounded, clueless adults trying to date like teenagers group. Are you a man? We have the hapless hopeless males group. You have kids? We have the empty future children programs to perpetuate that life is a playground kids groups. You have to wait until the day of the week that the group meets. You get fed NOTHING that day. The admin or greeter, gives you the name of the leader of that group. The leader of your label group has to meet with you. And they tell you how their group works so you can fall in line and do their activities instead of having your own life according to who you are and your talents are that GOD GAVE YOU. Even if you accidentally meet the Pastor. They will pass you off immediately to an associate pastor of your label. The associate pastor of your label will pass you off to the leader. No God. Passed over to someone else several times and not once was GOD in that chain of command.

So really. In mega churches. You are not an individual. You are a group category. In a small church, you walk in the door and you are a person. No labels. No groups. Just you. Who you are. Love you. Jesus Loves you. God loves you. God greets you immediately. Isn't that simple? Isn't that spiritual? In a real focused church, God helps out right away!!! It isn't as if you walked into the mall, but actually walked into a HOUSE. A HOUSE of God!!!

So let's look at the difference between a large chain convenience store versus a mega department discount store / food store.

If you are looking for a sandwich, or a slushy drink, or a camouflage hat, you walk 20 steps into the convenience store and you have it. That store gets a lot of business. If it gets too much business or wants to serve more customers, does it build a store 40 times that size? NO. It builds a store on the next corner the same size as the first one. Then it builds another one on the next corner beyond that and beyond that and beyond that. The number of customers who access their products is growing but the service stays the same. The accessibility stays the same. The neighborhoods get more service near where they live; near where it matters. They get the need met within 20 steps of the front door. And they can rely on it. They are comfortable there. The grandma's of the neighborhood can walk to the store.

Churches don't 'get' this. The mega churches pattern themselves after the mega walmarts. You want a tomato? Go look for it. We put them way over there. You want an automotive battery? Go look for it, it's way in the back. You want to talk to someone personally about your personal shopping needs? You have to go through several people who don't know anything except how the store is organized but NOTHING about the products. [Mega church: You go through several people who don't know anything spiritual except how the church is sort of organized but NOTHING about the product.]

Grow your church by building another neighborhood church. A chain of neighborhood churches is much more spiritual and serving GODs people than a mega carnival God mall in the middle of acres of parking lots.

Ok... so maybe the label thing is something you accept as your need and you love that you found the needy group that matches your label. You are happy with that. But are the activities spiritual?

The churches promise and pay for so many secular activities to try to lure and keep people next to God. I don't understand this strategy. Churches have a unique product. Sell THAT product. You don't need to become more secular or you water down your product. Stay with your strength. Are you luring in the stupid people by pretending to be a volleyball or basketball league? Are you luring them in by pretending you are a toxic, fat producing, caffeine drug dealing coffee bar? Are you luring them in by pretending you are a shallow recreation center with a toy emporium or movie house? Are you faking them out away from the quite adequate bible by being a peripheral self-help bookstore? Why do you support the shallow cultures of skiing, bowling, and NFL? Why promote secular activities? They already exist out in the community. Let them go there occasionally to enjoy. But let them come to church to find GOD. God is the product. The Pastor care is a product. Sell the comfort and reverence. If you lose the reverence and spirituality, you have nothing unique to sell in a chaotic secular world.

Church is most effective and sincere as what it is; a specialty store. By definition, God is not everything to everyone. God is God. You come to God and adapt to God. You do not adapt God to the secular world. Churches are to be focused and intimate within the outer walls. No need for a small chapel off to the side. Scripture is what it is. Don't fake up the product. Sell God honestly. And put God within 20 steps of the front door.

Sincerely and Spiritually,
Judge Wyld

Nice Guys Directing Traffic Become Road Kill

2010-03-06T05:38:00.001-08:00

From a professional blog co-authored by Judge Wyld.
A Judge Wyld post.

The ‘nice guys finish last’ is not an empty cliché. A nice person can be conflicted when trying to lead.

Situation: You are a ‘Nice Person’ who is a beginning Project Manager. You may be leading a multi-discipline team. Some of the experts whom you will rely on are very nice also. No problem.

Problem: One or two people on your team are running down the wrong road. So what is steering them there?

1. Their own perspectives and self-awareness.

Experienced people may stand firm on their professional or personal principles. They just can’t follow your approach to some aspect of the project.

2. Their ‘other bosses’ priorities.

Over committed people have no time to properly contribute to your project and the ‘other bosses’ really don’t want to share a prized expert. They miss information put out in meetings, they skip over your emails, their answering machine is a galactic black hole that you toss your voice into, and even face-to-face they can not commit to your project tasks and timelines.

3. Their spouse. (Or other strong personal life interest or influence.)

Obstacles may be declared such as the dreaded, “can’t finish THAT today; need to leave early to go get a hitch installed on the truck for my family’s two-week vacation starting tomorrow.”

Challenge: The Project Manager tries to find reliable ways to achieve project success. What challenges cause the ‘nice person’ to hesitate to firmly direct the wayward traffic?

A. No authority to fire or punish the wrong-way team member.

Rewarding does not apply if the other person is determined to not cooperate. Textbook answers say to get the Sponsor’s help.

B. Stigma of not being able to accomplish a project on your own.

Asking for help each time you have a personnel performance issue can give you a reputation for not being an effective leader. Textbook answers say to get the Sponsor’s help.

C. Self-image of being a nice person who thinks the best of team members and allows for different ‘workstyles.’

Assuming the best motives of the team member and rationalizing their lack of cooperation will make the situation worse. Nice people fail when they hope a persistent deficiency will be resolved in some low key way on its own without ever having bad feelings.

Unavoidable Truth: A nice person wants to get along and will give undue respect to others even when they are running down the wrong road. A nice person tends to run with them awhile to see if where they are going is good. But eventually, no matter how a project manager intends to cover their tracks, the project manager will be responsible for the extra cost, extended schedule, and lack of performance. There are no guaranteed answers. A PM must know upfront that having responsibility to rule the road with no authority or personal strength to direct the traffic, will lead to becoming ‘project manager road kill.’

Don't Overlook the 'Lowest Common Denominator'

2010-02-06T16:43:00.000-08:00

From a professional blog co-authored by Judge Wyld.
A Judge Wyld post.

Issue: No Project Manager wants to be tripped up by the basics. No Project Manager wants to be shamed by having a project fail due to lack of attention to the basics. Cost growth and schedule loss are involved in recovering from avoidable blunders.

Solution: Every team needs a person capable of examining the 'basics' across the project. Recruit this person as the designated 'Lowest Common Denominator' (LCD) in addition to their usual team role. Their responsibility is to point out the flaws in the basics.

The lowest common denominator (LCD) is a math term for the lowest integer that is divisible into each of two integers being compared. Boring.

However, LCD as applied to the 'human dimension' is the smallest element of human perspective common to a group of people. A bit more exciting.

For Project Management, LCD items can be basic understandings of schedule flow, cost efficiency, effective communication, realistic work scope expectations, product suitability, and customer/stakeholder satisfaction. Project teams need to move forward without being bogged down with complications concerning the LCD items but must have the basics correct so that overall quality can be maintained.

Here are skills needed to be a designated LCD:

1. Role Player. Capable of viewing the project as an uninformed outsider of any category; upper management, other department head, other professional peer, non-industry stakeholder, and of course, customer.
2. Outspoken. Not hesitant to point out potential flaws in big groups, no matter how small the item appears to be.
3. Experienced. Knowledgeable of processes, best practices, and lessons learned and passionate about quality.

Here are actions the project manager must do to create a supportive environment for the LCD:
A. Assure the LCD that their role playing is key to the quality of the products.
B. Inform team members that the LCD will be playing a role and the comments may seem elementary but are welcomed and essential.
C. Assure the LCD that the depth of their other skills is valued and that 'LCD' is a role that is respected as well.

Final Point: Some people are self-appointed LCDs who seem to be undercutting your attempts to focus on more important aspects of the project. Consider them an ally to achieve higher quality and project success. Approach them to define their role more formally. They will be on your side and you may avoid the shame of failing on the basics.

Sincerely,
JUDGE WYLD

Love is about chivalry amongst the worthy, NOT about being a ceremonious fool.

2010-02-04T11:55:00.000-08:00

Wyld Wisdom. Excerpt from a Judge Wyld online 'other blog' post.

A lady desires to pay for herself. She is no less of a person because she is a lady. In fact, being a lady implies that she is resourceful, undemanding, unexpecting, and a good companion. A good companion NEVER puts on airs or puts themselves above others to be provided for. If you want to be the 'lil woman' then play games about men making a first move, or paying for another adults' bills. If you want to be a partner and be respected, then be a lady.

And you men who are trained dogs, stop telling us that you were 'taught' such and such. Grow up. Get an education. And treat women with respect. Accept the ladies as the partners they are. When you view them as frail, you diminish the truth of the tough, strong, conservative women who do their part in relationships.

If you are paying the way of women you barely know, then you are desperate. It has NOTHING to do with respecting women. You are weak and are rationalizing your weakness. Women do NOT respect fools who spout off how they are going to take care of a female even when they don't know her. These ladies aren't dumb.

Love is about chivalry amongst the worthy, NOT about being a ceremonious fool. There are a lot of things your parents told you that do not apply across the board. Ask them. They grew up and learned. So you should too.

I remember my dad teaching us to wear a suit to church. So as an adult I still do. But I learned that for the last 20 yrs of dad's life that he didn't wear a suit to church or even own a suit. He said.. times change. Never would have guessed that from how he drilled into our heads that you ALWAYS wear a suit and tie to church.

Same thing here. Grow up. If you are a gal, get over the childish dating games they told you as a teenager. If you are a male. Be a man which means to know HOW to apply chivalry in a way that is recognized as being a solid male respected by men AND women.

Sincerely,
Judge Wyld
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Project Management for the Soul

2010-01-21T18:45:00.000-08:00

From professional blog co-authored by Judge Wyld. A Judge Wyld post.

Project Management for the Soul

Sole (shoe leather), Sole (singular self satisfaction), Soul (essence of empowerment.)

How you approach project management is affected by your motivation. There are people who love project management and there are those who can’t stand being the center of expectations. If you are the type of person who loves project management, what is your motivation?

1. Do you love the activity; the hustle and bustle of planning, communicating, solving daily unexpected challenges? There is a wearing down of shoe leather as you plan, collaborate, connect pieces, and follow up. Is it the rush of activity that gives you a ‘rush’? Do you rise to the step learning curve while working with many experts in their fields and seeing what they have to offer?

2. Do you love the personal satisfaction; making sure that you implemented the processes to the letter which provided the project positive results. You were the focal who contributed your project management skills that integrated the mechanisms and turned the gears to bring about a product meeting the requirements. Do you enjoy that feeling of professionalism and proven skill that a mature project manager possesses?

3. Do you love helping everyone become better; encouraging others to understand more about their own capabilities and to appreciate others for their unique contributions to the Team’s success? Did you initiate and foster contributions beyond the assigned utility of each person or organization? Each stakeholder and team member can obtain a personal goal in addition to their participation toward the success of the project. Do you thrill in managing a project that moves team members forward in life?

Sole, Sole, or Soul: project management is about people; it’s about you, it’s about others. The people on a project team can achieve a deeper satisfaction from producing a product than the satisfaction derived by the people who end up using the product.

Sincerely,
Judge Wyld

2010-01-21T18:34:00.000-08:00

My Fault, And THIS is What I'm Going to Do to Make it Right

2010-01-21T18:27:00.000-08:00

From professional blog co-authored by Judge Wyld.

My Fault,
And THIS is What I'm Going to Do to Make it Right

Project Management.

Professionals want to be perfect. Project Managers want to think of everything and to have a plan to keep the project running smoothly despite 'surprises'. But when you don’t think of everything and a glitch occurs, how do you handle the situation with others?

As you read below, imagine a situation such as materials delivered to the wrong place, not inviting your sponsor to a major project change approval meeting, or an important strategy meeting with key team members that you were hosting but failed to attend.

1. Accept that the resulting situation was YOUR mistake. Other factors may have contributed, but ultimately the mistake was YOURS.

2. Accept that other people on the team or outside the team were affected. They arranged their day or even their week around a particular expectation. Your mistake affected not only that event but other events that they had to arrange. They will also be affected by accommodating your workaround.

3. Communicate number 1 and number 2. Call, stop by, and email; all three if possible. Mention that the mistake was YOURS. Mention that you want to followup with the corrective action. Detail the steps of your efforts that will make the correction convenient for them.

Why take this approach?

1. If you don’t then you will be seen as someone who makes excuses and blames other 'things'. "Oh well, things happen!" sounds immature.

2. If you don’t then you show disregard for all of their efforts leading up to their being prepared for and making up for the fumbled event. "Oh well, it was ONLY an hour of their time," sounds naive.

3. If you don’t communicate that you are aware of your mistake, their loss of time, and the followup efforts, they will not be willing to follow you in the future.

You are dealing with people on projects. You cannot avoid being judged when you make a mistake, but forgiveness is still possible on the rare occasions that you make mistakes.

Sincerely,
Judge Wyld

Pro Choice Paycheck: What I Could Choose If I Had More/My Money

2009-10-04T12:53:00.000-07:00

Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes. As aired with JJJ on www.blogtalkradio.com/fairtax by Judge Wyld.

JJJ If I Had More Money

That trip to Florida… or California… or Cancun for a month. A trip to Europe. Two weeks in France, not just Paris but away from the tourist traps.

I want MORE MONEY. A better car. I’m tired of spending money on that old car. A newer car would be great. I just want to have 200 dollars more each month.

My child seems to go through clothes so fast. I can’t give them the brand names and if I do, I have to work more hours.

My wife deserves a better church dress. She wears those pants week after week. She would love a dress to wear to church. She doesn’t need or ask for much. I want her to feel like a lady again like before we had the children.

If I had more money, seriously, I’d give more to the church, to the kids selling things for the school sports team, to the poor family on the street standing by their car packed with their belongs and the two children.

I’m a good person. I have a big heart. I work hard. I make enough money that the government takes my money. There are thousands of dollars I don’t see, EVER. I pray. If I had more money.

What is so upsetting is that for whatever reason that people want more money, they can see their money on stubs and the company claims they spend even more money on my behalf to the government, but the government takes it away. Our money is not spent how WE would spend it, but how the government WANTS to spend it, for whatever reason either for luxury of material things or luxury of tiny extras like a second pair of jeans or a church dress. BUT the GOVERNMENT thinks that the GOVERNMENT’S reasons to grab the money are more noble than OUR reasons to spend OUR OWN money.

I am HAPPIER with how I spend my money than I am how the Government spends MY money. Does anyone out there feel that the Government is BETTER at spending your money than you are? Are they giving it to your church? Did they pay your last car repair bill for you? Did they buy your kid’s last set of clothes that fit? Should they have? Shouldn’t YOU have done it with the money you earned? That money that was part of your wages but you only saw it as numbers on your pay stub as GRABBED from you?

The Fairtax is just ONE way to have ALL of your wages in YOUR hands. You decide how to spend it. You see the sales tax on the receipt. How much did the government take from you? Did you want them to? You decide how much to spend. If the government knew that you would only freely spend your money for a 5% sales tax, then they won’t up the tax to 10%. You would be voting on your taxes each and every day that you choose to spend or not spend your money.

Bottomline. You earned your paycheck. You should have ALL of that money to decide how you spend it. If you can afford that extra item for your kid, or for your loving wife, do it. If you can afford a trip around the earth, do it. Either way, you earned it. It’s YOURS. ALL OF IT. The Fairtax is a way to put ALL of it into your pocket. Just like the rich people who have lawyers who know how to hide their paycheck from the government or the criminals who don’t pay taxes on money from crimes. Fairtax allows you to get paid your entire paycheck and EVERYONE pays salestax on what they spend. FAIR. Now if we can just eliminate kids from the prebate. Stay tuned.

Purpose Driven Taxes See Your Money FIRST

2009-10-03T16:28:00.000-07:00

Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes. As aired with JJJ on www.blogtalkradio.com/fairtax by Judge Wyld.

JJJ Happier Seeing Your Money First

What makes you happy?

Having enough money for Friday night’s movie. Having enough money for your 2 year old kid’s birthday party. Having enough money for a car repair. To some people, it’s having enough money for a divorce lawyer.

Clearly, the masses have very low standards. Think about coupons. 2 for 1 specials at restaurants, double coupon day at the grocery store. Happy hour at the bars. It seems that the masses have no self-directing compass inside of them. If it’s on sale, it must be what we must do.

It’s as if they can’t think about what path to be on in life, how to examine where they came from, where they are at, what talents they have, what morals they have, what IS real happiness, where they could go with their talents and their treasures.

Pavlovian Marketeers and Empty Headed Human Breeders CAN tell them what to do even though the masses strut around pretending that they have reasons for what they do and they are independent. NO. They have no clue what to do, they have no clue why they’ve done ANYTHING that they’ve done. They don’t know why they have the job they have, they have no real idea why they have a pet, or even why they are married and have kids. They didn’t think about ANY of those things.

So they look to the movies, they look to fake sports like NFL, WWF, Major League Baseball to tell them what to be interested in and how to spend their money. They search. They search for dancing with the stars and American idol to tell them that they are important if they watch it.

Not even churches can motivate people to volunteer work outside of the coffee bar in the church lobby. Not even churches can motivate people to tutor or mentor kids outside of the church.

Not even churches can convince their flock to adopt kids from within the United States versus from Russia. Look at Laura Ingram. I don’t know what her struggle was to try to grab a baby or two from the USA. But she clearly was looking to satisfy herself, not God or Jesus who died on that cross around her neck, but to meet HER needs to feel good, she went and grabbed a kid or two from overseas.

You broke men’s hearts, Laura, when you revealed your desperation. The good news is, that since Laura couldn’t find a kid to claim in the United States, it must mean that every kid in the United States of America is living with a parent. What a GREAT COUNTRY.

Let's add to this digression..... let’s see. A fat man with a food addiction, who preaches purpose and self control, sells a book on a life of purpose. AND PEOPLE BUY IT. The purpose driven dinner table. The purpose driven snacks. The purpose driven candy bar.

With such zombies, lost, soulless, clueless on ANY thinking direction in life, who would defend their shallow vacuous lives to an emotional death, OF COURSE politicians can take their money. Pretend they are going to get Health Care for FREE. Pretend that their money is going to be taken by the Government and it will magically be turned into FREE COLLEGE.

The GRABBERS spend your money on Middle School SPORTS and NOT ON EDUCATION of your kids. A lot of those GRABBERS are teachers, coaches, zombie council members who support spending your money on empty talents that are hobbies at best and then complain that YOU aren’t paying enough for education.

Why don’t YOU want your money? Your taxes are YOUR MONEY. They Take it. Confiscating it from your paycheck keeps you happy because you don’t see it. But didn’t you EARN it??? You don’t even see it for a little while. Not even for a day. They TAKE it FIRST.

But do you CARE that your money is taken away??? No. All you care is that there is some left for a video game for your kid. That there are two movies waiting in your living room on Friday night. That your kid play a sport on astroturf. You don’t demand to see ALL of your paycheck. NOW. To have it be available for you to pay your college or your medications or your groceries.

THEN, it’s time to write that check to the Government for all of those FREE services. Wouldn’t you like to see that number on that check that you write? Wouldn’t you be MAD about the amount? If you don’t have kids and you have to see that dollar amount that goes to other people’s kids, wouldn’t that number make you MAD?

One way is to have the FAIRTAX. It is only ONE way. But it’s a way that is gaining popularity and congress representatives and senators are working on it for you. Call them and encourage them. Tell them you want to see your taxes as you spend them. Not have them taken before you know it.

If all of your taxes were through a sales tax, YOU would have a choice to spend that money or keep it in your pocket. When you did spend the money, you would SEE the amount on the sales receipt. You would start voting with a brain of knowledge.

Don’t be a ZOMBIE. Don’t be a clueless lost soul not knowing what you are doing; why you are doing it. Figure out a direction in life that uses your talents and figure out WHAT money is YOURS and how you should really spend it.

Have some pride and don’t let taxes be spent on things for you that YOU should be paying for. Don’t let the politicians spend it FOR YOU unless YOU have seen the money FIRST.

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

GOLDEN RULE OF HEALTH CARE AND KID CARE TAKE SINGLES MONEY

2009-10-03T15:00:00.000-07:00

Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes. As aired with JJJ on www.blogtalkradio.com/fairtax by Judge Wyld.

Golden Rule Health Care

Taxes do not abide by the the Golden Rule. Treat others as you would like to be treated.

When you pay your taxes, it's gone and you will NOT receive more than you gave.
If you ever, ever, ever tried to give according to the Golden Rule, you realize
that you have never ever ever received bigger, better, or deeper than you have given.

In a manner of manipulation, they say that just in giving, you have received much more.
It's a way of getting you to accept that you received LESS and for you to be accepting it.

That's what Obama did. He said that you should be paying for others. You should be sacrificing.
Little did he know that you already sacrificed to get what you have. But there is nothing in his plans
to give a break to those who already sacrificed to get what they have.

There is no scale or meter or measuring stick to say, YOU sacrificed enough. He takes from you for others who didn't sacrifice. He doesn't weed out the lazy. The wasters. The coasters. The drunks. The lavish spenders. The joy and thrill seekers of a fast wild life of spending. He doesn't kick them away from the government money.

He says YOU Must sacrifice for THEM. He wants to feel sorry for the slackers as well as the legitimate folks who have fallen on hard times. I know that YOU decide who deserves your charity. You have an intuition of who is worthy. You know who has sacrificed less than what you have sacrificed already.

The Golden Rule says to treat others as you would have them treat you.
I paid my own college.
I paid for my own weddings.
I saved my money for emergencies.
I mowed the elderly ladies lawns.
I have paid property taxes for your kids’ schools and school music, swimming, art, and sports hobbies.
I tutored your kids every week.
I have served on your school site councils for 15 years when you only served 2 years.
I wore the nation’s uniform for 23 years.
I sat with your grandparents in nursing homes the last 4 years.
I have entertained your kids as a circus, parade, and community event clown for years.
I have driven your kids all day to get them to free health care 8 hours away.
I have kept an eye for your safety on your house, your cars, and your children playing in your yard.

I have never ever ever received from YOU as you in any manner or measure that you would have me treat you.
And NOW. As a single man; a single man with no kids. As one of the Good Men who gave deeply to you, AND your kids, AND your elderly family, I also saved and sacrificed. Just because I have still have assets left after giving generously, I am being demanded for MORE; for your health care, because YOU won't sacrifice.

The Golden Rule is now the Money Rule. It isn't about giving and the depth of reward for giving. It is about taking. And you are not ashamed to take from me.

You aren't Golden. You say you aren't Obama but you never tell the politicians to leave single people alone. To leave the childless people alone. Some medically can't have children and you pounce on their bank accounts. Be ashamed that you never stood up for the childless single people.

What Green Families Do. The REAL SERIOUS Green Family.

2009-09-22T19:52:00.000-07:00

Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes. As aired on JJJ www.blogtalkradio.com/fairtax by Judge Wyld.

JJJ Green Family

A green family. If all of those global warming (ooops they were wrong so they now want to call it global CHANGE. Obama wanted big change, so why not global climate change.)

A Green Family. Either Live GREEN or SHUT UP.

A green family has every person in the household sitting in the living room together each evening. Spending quality living room time together has lights on only in one room. The cars are not moving. Only heat that one room during the evening.

A green family eats at established meal times and eats together at the dining room table. Spending quality time eating together has lights on only in one room. The cars are not moving. Only heat that room during that time. Only have the stove or the microwave on to cook that meal only once. The refrigerator is only opened a few times to get and return items a minimal number of times.

A green family house has only 3 bedrooms. 1 bedroom for parents. 1 bedroom for boys. 1 bedroom for girls. No other genders exists right? Saves on the cost of pre-school. Learn to get along and socialize with each other in your shared room. Saves energy on heat. Saves square footage for all utilities. Forces parents to do parenting/teaching their own kids with valuable lessons.

A green family house has only 1 bathroom. Forget the cost of installing a low flow toilet. If you see yellow when you go in, flush after you are done. If you don’t see yellow when you went in, don’t flush. Green families are smart that way. Shower one after another. The hot water is already in the pipes. Don’t flow extra water by having to run the water to get hot water through the pipes to the bathroom. The room is already heated up. Less energy to heat the bathroom.

A green family doesn’t add to the landfills of our mother earth. No handheld computer games. Made of plastics and other bad chemicals that stay in the landfill for millions of years. Millions of computer games are obsolete every 1.5 years and are thrown away. A green family will not buy poisonous batteries for handheld electronic items.

A green family will not participate in and will protest/picket at these events: No private sports, or elementary or middle school sports. Takes up mother earth natural spaces. Creates extra laundry and detergents to be used. Creates extra traveling created with polluting energy sources. Uses extra lighting, air conditioning, and plastic drink bottles. Develops bad habits in kids to waste their lives on supporting and watching unproductive activities. A green family will look very suspiciously on high school, college, and post-college sports-like commercial entertainment and the wasteful energy spent for shallow people’s entertainment.

A green family makes sure that their town High School games must only be on Saturday morning. Saves on lighting. Combine the trip to the game with other chores like shopping and going to war protests. No long distance games. A mid-sized town can have a 4, 5, or 6 high school league. No wasteful tournaments for ‘state’. The lessons of sports can be taught without such wasteful energy use for traveling or pointless tournaments. Rural teams can organize into 5 or 6 team leagues and travel. After all, sports was invented for small town pride and an activity. Bigger towns don’t need that, they have other entertainment. A serious green family would make sure their bigger town doesn’t have the pointless High School sports.

A green family will drink beverages at room temperature or directly from the refrigerator. Ice is redundant. Ice wastes energy. Even restaurant sodas are already cold from the dispenser. Why add ice? Soda taste is more intense at room temperature. Enjoy a tasty green drink!!!!

I love green families. They seem very nice. They are very active in family time at home. They care about community budgets and frivolous spending on all the energy spent on extracurricular distractions. Their kids develop productive talents. Everyone is thinking of the other’s welfare and working out problems together. They make a team effort of conserving and even sacrifice for conserving. As a matter of fact, they are very conservative. They are conserving the American family. And they are the GREENEST people on earth. They invented it. FIRST.

It's a shame that the real change now is to change back to what we once were; A NATION OF GREEN FAMILIES.

Government Get Out of Way of the American Spirit Stop Killing it

2009-09-22T19:49:00.000-07:00

Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes. As aired on JJJ www.blogtalkradio.com/fairtax by Judge Wyld.

Information.

Acorn. Acorn a name not an acronym.
Is it neutral or is it a Democrat / Liberal supporting agency?
Gets money from the Federal Government. How Much?
Located Where?

What did they do. Many things? Primarily one thing.
Elections
Government housing assistance.

Why it’s relevant to you?

Federal Money means YOUR Money. Your Taxes.

We already have social services in every town. So why are some politicians of a particular agenda giving out money for social services to a private organization?

Both parties already do voter drives so why are some politicians of a particular agenda giving out money for social services to a private organization?

NOW what happened.
Revealed that ACORN had such a liberal agenda, had such free flowing money, had such personally wacked out workers used to giving out ‘free’ money, YOUR money, that the zealousness lead them to abuse any societal useful mission.

Lesson.
Any time the vein of Government Money is involved; the freeflowing money pipe, people are corrupted. When people aren’t working for the money; When they think it’s not theirs, they waste it, they imagine all of the ways they can grab it and spend it.

Take away the governments ability to take our money. Stop the pipeline. Stop them from being able to create new money. Make them stop overlapping agencies. Make them provide understandable reports to the common people. Make them provide a simple financial statement like they require of businesses to the stock holders. Stand up at the TEA Parties and Town Halls and make them show how spending will be paid for.

The compassion of the American people helping each other has ALWAYS been the American spirit. The limited government was intended to be the American spirit as well. But taking away the ability for the American spirit to thrive by individuals and violating the small federal government spirit, is killing the American spirit. Trashing the economy, destroying once strong social institutions like marriage. The liberals with help from some republicans, is killing all the characteristics of strong people and strong societies.

If the government turns its nose at giving money to compassionate causes run by churches, it needs to cut off funding to ACORN and ANY biased organization like it.

JJJ Health Care Choice Story Touching with Twist at End

2009-09-22T19:41:00.000-07:00

Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes. As aired on JJJ www.blogtalkradio.com/fairtax by Judge Wyld.

JJJ Health Care Choice Story

Liberals are claiming that there are 30 million people without Health Care even though if they are sick with the flu, they can go to an emergency room. Sure they might not be able to get cancer care until it’s too late.

But why don’t they have health care? We are told that many just choose not to buy it. So Obama wants to make them buy it.

It’s seems that of 300 million people, 270 million people have Health Care. This sounds like a GREAT thing. So why are some people screaming for Health Care to change if 270 million people have health care. Is it about health care?

Or is it about Control. Afterall, isn’t taking your money and spending it on Art or ‘get out the vote’ or the extinction of a species, about control? Isn’t having YOUR money in their pocket about control? It seems that waiting on the Government to give you an allowance is pretty much about Controlling you like you would control a child by manipulating their allowance.

So here is the Plea….. they send Vice President Biden out to tell stories. That’s right. Not to tell statistics on how good our country is, how good our health care is, how incredibly HIGH the number is in this country of people who have health care. He tells stories. The stories are scary. All cancer stories are scary, all broken bones are scary, all heart failure and stroke are scary. So why do they tell stories?

This morning I heard a story on CSPAN. A touching story. A tragic story. A story of a couple who have had a hard life. They had no real luxury in life. This story made you want to give to them. Made you want to cheer that they have survived. Made you want to have THEM be part of your family and PROUD that they are part of your Nation.

This family worked hard all of their lives. The couple each had two jobs. They came by their money the hard way. Hard work. Long hours. Day after day. Month after Month. Year after Year. Until past retirement age. Not sitting back to enjoy themselves for many twilight but active years, but still working those jobs.

Vice President Biden tells the stories of the moral component about everyone giving to support the health care of those without health care.

The moral component. The moral component. Yes. I say it twice. This couple who worked all of their lives, LIVED the moral component of their story. They did not have a big house. They did not have the jet ski. They did not eat out at restaurants. They did not buy their kids soda pop. They did not take traveling vacations. They did not have extra TV channels or rent a lot of movies. Chances are that they were careful about spending on useless pets or useless extras for cellphones.

They clearly were PRO CHOICE. They CHOSE to do without dumb and useless things. The CHOSE to buy their health care. They were raised with the moral component IN SIDE OF THEM. They were taught to pay for things they needed. Paying for your health care is SMART and is NEEDED. The moral component drove them to proudly work hard, do without unnecessary things and provide for HEALTH CARE because it is necessary and THEIR RESPONSIBILITY to themselves.

They were PRO CHOICE and they chose to LIVE with less things and with GOOD HEALTH CARE that this COUNTRY, the United States of America offers EVERYONE who CHOOSES to live longer.

This couple says: DIE if you don’t want to buy your own health care. It’s YOUR CHOICE. Make your choice. Die younger with your soda pop and extra movies and dinner’s out and extras on your TV and cellphone. OR Die later after a health life with health care. Your choice. But your choice is your own. This couple does NOT want to pay a dime of your health care after you made the wrong choice.

That couple is one of MILLIONS of stories of people who made a choice. Think of the elderly that we think so sadly about. Many of those people spent the money on unnecessary things and NOW they want YOUR money. What choices did they make? Do they deserve to have the fruits of those choices. Does the result of their choices of luxuries mean that you must go without, You must sacrifice to support their earlier immoral decisions.

I say we support them. I say that the millions of stories of people who lived the moral component of providing their health care before providing a jet ski or their own bedroom for each of the 5 kids should be supported.

I say that we also SUPPORT the choice of those who wasted their health care money. I support their choice. I support their choice to DIE YOUNG.

Tragedies are Worse for Pretty People, We are Biased Toward Pretty People.

2009-06-21T11:22:00.000-07:00

From Future ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

BIASED TOWARD PRETTY PEOPLE
Pretty People. Seriously. Don’t we tend to think that it would be very tough to be sad for Pretty People. After all, we know the pretty people have some advantages. They smile and things just fall into place for them. Jobs, promotions, special deals, membership to country clubs, some one stops and changes their tires for them. Oh my…. We MOST CERTAINLY DON’T feel sorry for pretty people do we????

Early this week as I was driving through a neighborhood, a cop was trying to get past me to catch up with a car. After a bit of jockeying around some parked cars and him turning on his overhead flashing lights, he went around me. I could have held him up enough for the speeding car to get away… but I didn’t.

I caught up with the cop and the victim. As I drove by, I had that human natural reaction that we have when we see something cute or something beautiful…. Aaaaaahhhhh geeeeee bummer… she is sooooooooo cuuuuuteeee… I hope he goes easy on her…. Aaaaaaaaaah.

If it were an ugly, obese, cigarette smoking, messed up hair, cheeto crumbs chick… “serves her right for speeding through here, kids could have been hurt!!! Throw the book at her, Danno!!”

YES WE DO. We don’t want to admit it… but we are absolutely biased ourselves… inside of us, our first inclination, we are biased TOWARD, IN FAVOR of, PRETTY PEOPLE.

Think about it. On TV news. They talk about a tragedy and the people involved. Hearing the intro to the story makes you sad, oh how terrible, and then they show the people. The victim’s photo… a cute little boy… maybe missing, maybe dead. You people go OOOOOOOOOHHHH and he is soooooooo adorable toooooooo….

WHAT? Why the extra ooooooo that the kid is cute? You won’t admit it, but there was an extra ooooooo why ANY extra ooooo at all?

How about the young couple on their honeymoon. TRAGEDY… DEATH… DIE on their honeymoon. First they talk about it. It is terrible, two days into their honeymoon, he had started his first accounting job out of college, wanted to be an independent Certified Public Accountant with his own business. She had joined a dental practice but planned to be a dentist part time when they were to have children. Not only young, but with such promising glorious lives ahead of them. Dead. We feel sad.

Then you look at the TV. They are showing smiling wedding photos, GREAT looking young lady and her handsome man… she is the dream bride, he is the dream groom… and on top of the sad heart you already have…. What???

Oooooooooo and she was sooooo pretty…and he was sooooooo handsome…. You utter… oooo this is a tragedy…. The next day you tell your friend…. Oooo Betty, did you see that story about that young couple in Connecticut??? Wasn’t she so pretty? That was a TRAGEDY.

There is no point here but to point out… the next time you see a victim of a tragedy… think about that extra whimper. You give that 5 percent, or 10 percent extra whimper for the cute child, the pretty missing young lady, the handsome man. We can’t change that, but we can admit it…can’t we???

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

Being LAIDOFF is GREAT!!! Join Dave in Celebrating!

2009-06-21T11:12:00.000-07:00

From Future ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Dave’s Laidoff Life of Luxury

Dave provided two stories and topics previously. Dave is getting a divorce of a marriage of 30 years and getting laid off from a job of 32 years. Pretty ROUGH huh?

So Judge Wyld gave him a couple of women from the Wyld black book. He had a blast with them…. For however long he needed to. So he is back in that dating spin again. Good.

Also talked about Dave getting laidoff and how good people are getting laidoff in this economy now.

But here we go… I had been awfully productive and took some time on Friday afternoon to push productivity aside… I called Dave to see how he was doing. I mentioned I was kicking back part of Friday…. On his voice mail.

He calls back and leaves a message about how GREAT it is being laidoff. It’s a long vacation; it’s looking out over the lake from his luxury apartment; it’s getting up in the middle of the night to enjoy a lightning show from a thunderstorm; it’s getting paid a half a year’s regular pay as severance and drawing unemployment; it’s not worrying because he has job offers already; it’s getting the passcodes from a university to go mess around in their laboratories and increasing his skills when he feels like it. Life is GREAT…

Way to go Dave…. Chicks and freedom and money and self esteem…. Dave is HIGH on life right now. If he hadn’t been laidoff of his job… if he were doing the daily grind of a job that he had for 32 years… he’d be having a tough summer… But for now… FOR NOW… being laid off is GREAT!!!! I’m HAPPY for DAVE!!

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

Pianos, Good Old People, Crashing a 60th Wedding Annivesary Party to find Good Women

2009-06-21T10:57:00.000-07:00

From Future ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

PIANO WEDDING
Judge Wyld found a piano… Mind you… I wasn’t taking a long time to search. I was really hoping one would fall into my lap. Pun intended. So a quick search of craigs list and and voila!!! Several to choose from.

I asked my piano teacher… any advice?? She said, “Don’t get a Spinet.” Evidently there are spinets, consoles, and some other kind. Don’t get a Spinet.
So yes. I am getting a spinet. She also says, don’t call the notes: dots, the clefs; lines, the keys; buttons; and the other things that I call squigglies. So although I deserve it, she refuses to hit me and I insist that she not put little kiddie stickers on my lesson book when I pass the test on each lesson.

I saw these piano advertisements which caused me to be both dubious AND hopeful…and select two: a console one that is 50 miles away and one that is across town. The expensive one is an ‘as is’ come and get it.

The other one was a spinet (cheaper) and would be delivered and tuned. I went to look at the spinet and bought it. The seller was a very old retired pastor and his wife. He gets the pianos from various sources (his grown daughter plays piano and is married to a pastor), He fixes the pianos and has a fix up checklist of 25 items including cleaning the inside and outside of the piano.

His wife played a fancy tune using all of her thin little fingers and then worked on figuring out the tax on the sale. The old man enjoyed hearing what I was going to do with the piano. (learn to play so I can play at a nursing home.) He handed me an invitation to their 60th Wedding Anniversary party.

Should I go to the 60th Wedding Anniversary party? I’m single… where do you go to meet good women?… there is no good place to meet a good woman so any opportunity could hold promise of a a great man like be to cross paths with a good lady.
So I might go to a stranger’s 60th Wedding Anniversary party. Think about it. 4 generations of female possibilities… ok… only three… those in their 80s are off my list.

The piano was delivered on Thursday… The Party is not until next Saturday.

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

DEMAND GOD CHANGE THINGS with YOUR SECULAR PRAYER

2009-05-08T18:44:00.000-07:00

From May 09, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

PRAYER Real and Imagined

National Day of Prayer - Did it matter… did GOD hear it and say… OOPS. All of you are right… so glad you brought it to my attention. How could I, GOD, BE so STUPID. How did I MISS THAT. Whatever you wanted, Did you pray for it as if GOD messed up?

How often does GOD mess up? He created an imperfect universe? Why? Why did he leave it up to YOU to find the flaws and tell him about it? Why doesn’t he fix it without YOU TELLING HIM TO?? Are you perfect and God isn’t??? YOU KNOW BETTER??

So prayer… since it doesn’t have any purpose in changing God’s plans… Remember, we are supposed to follow GOD’s plan. So why are you praying with a different plan. Like WOW, you are amazing to come up with a plan better than Gods and tell him about it!!! GOOD FOR YOU!!!!

So the more people who pray for a sick person really has God paying attention… jeepers, I guess they are serious. More serious than that one person praying for THEIR DYING AUNT….. that’s only one person. Ignore her… LOOK over here 30 people praying for that cat to live through cancer. Better do something for them.

So clearly, prayer is worthless in getting God to do something. You selfish selfcentered arrogant pushy Christian.

So you good ones… you pray for strength to get through something. Well that is a good thing. But didn’t God already make you who you are? Did he not already give you strength? Has God not already been there for you for strength the ENTIRE TIME??? So quit thinking that you are praying for something. You aren’t. You are just rambling and showing that you don’t know that you already have God’s power.

So now what…. Prayer is just a chat with God telling God how great he is. It isn’t demanding. It doesn’t put him down. I doesn’t diminish the great gift of strength that he already provide to you. It’s just a good ole thank you.

So since prayer does not get God to change things… What does it do???
It allows YOU to ignore your responsibility.

GIVE IT TO GOD… GIVE YOUR PROBLEMS TO GOD. Wait on GOD. GOD will show you the way. GOD will give you financial help. You sit on your hands. You can’t do anything. ONLY NEED TO GIVE IT OVER TO GOD. Did God ever like a lazy person? Did Jesus ever reward stupid LAZY people? Yes. The prodigal son. So we have MILLIONS of prodigal sons out there. LAZY RECKLESS WORTHLESS people waiting on God to Reward them. GIVE IT TO GOD. Don’t use your talents.

Talons… remember. You have talons. You aren’t supposed to wait. You are supposed to risk them, invest them, put them to work, to grow the benefits and value of the talents. NOT SIT ON IT. NOT BURY IT. Not wait on God to come back and show him nothing more than he gave you.

So why pray. Psychological… purely, non-spiritual, mind games with yourself.
Do you know that someone who decides to commit suicide becomes in a GREAT mood after they decide to commit suicide???? WHY??? Because they aren’t confused anymore. They have a plan. Psychologically they are not in chaos anymore. They have a plan. Did God ease their mind by giving them the gift of a plan of suicide? NO.

So prayer… You have a plan. Give it to God. DONE. God isn’t going to do anything. That isn’t how prayer works…. But you FEEL better. You are in denial and you made a plan to give it to GOD. And you did it by pretending that you PRAYED about it.

You pray about a safe trip. A safe time in playing an aggressive sport. Or even to WIN the game. Purely psychological. Freeing up your worry.

Prayer is just psychologically benefiting from talking it out with someone. Someone is God. God is your buddy. You chat about it and feel better. That’s it.

Prayer is also just psychologically focusing on it… focused on safety??? You will probably drive more attentively. You are thinking safety. Praying for something good in business. You are focusing on your business, thinking about it, working harder, thinking of things that could go wrong. Prayer like this has NOTHING to do with GOD.

So let’s quite playing around. Take God seriously. HIS WORD. THE BIBLE has your answers. No new answers are being invented. GOD is PERFECT. HE KNEW WHAT HE DID WHEN HE made YOUR FREE WILL and the consequences for your choices. He made those principles of actions and consequences interrelated with other people’s free will and consequences. PERFECTLY. He already knew you before you were born and gave you EVERYTHING. Talents, the bible, and all he wants is a little THANK YOU Now and then through something called prayer.

That other lousy stuff you do that you call prayer, is psychological mind games. Secular. Not Spiritual.

You scream that you don’t want to water down the term marriage… I agree with you.

So why do you water down the word church with crazy fun church versus quiet reverent thoughtful spiritual church.

AND you water down prayer by putting down God and demanding he change things in his perfect world to suit your imperfect perspective.

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

BAD MOTHERS DO NOT DESERVE MOTHERS' DAY!!!

2009-05-08T18:38:00.000-07:00

From May 09, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Bad Mothers Don’t Deserve Mothers Day
Not all mothers are good mothers. People try to defend their bad parenting by saying others without kids should not comment about child raising. Let’s just say that everyone can point out a zillion parents who have kids and should NOT.

Problem is…you are all point at OTHER parents saying THEY should not be parents. WHAT about YOU. There is a BIG chance that YOU don’t deserve celebration of Mothers day. Did you pay for your kid’s car or insurance? Do they order desert or sodas at restaurants? Are you paying for their college? Are you buying them PROM THINGS?

You clearly don’t know how to raise a kid. But just so you can pretend you are better than someone else. I’ll tell you this story.

Where does trash that is in the ditches come from. BAD MOTHERS.
Driving along a three lane stretch of road.
Mom in a 1980’s white van with the several vertical windows on the side. Windows open from below… small hand comes out. Tiny fingers show…wave around. Hand and fingers go back inside. Hand and fingers reappear with a small candy wrapper…lets it wave in the breeze, then lets go…

Tiny hand and fingers disappear…. Come back out…with a napkin like from a fast food place… flops around in the breeze… lets go…

Tiny fingers and hand disappear…. Come back out… with a big flattened kid colored package… catches the wind... let’s go….

I’m TICKED… and curious… I drive up along side the back of the van. A little girl. Not strapped in… No seat belt. Maybe 4 years old. Has another item in her hand… starting to put it outside the window. SEES ME!!!! I point and look mean and say DON’T YOU DARE!!!! She can’t hear me…but looks horrified and sad, takes back the item and closes the window. Then vanishes.

I drive faster… up to the front of the van. The mom is on the cell phone. Not hands free. Phone up to her ear. Just looking straight out into space.

BAD MOM… Trash in her VAN. FOOD TOYS ETC IN VAN. Has kid in the VAN where she can’t see her. Doesn’t care what the kid is doing. Can’t reach the kid to stop kid even if she cared. Kid is NOT in Seat belt.

Now doesn’t that story make you other bad parents feel like a good parent?

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

Do YOU hide MONEY at Work? Your spouse/kids would steal it at HOME?

2009-05-04T18:57:00.000-07:00

From FUTURE SHOW ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

LEAVING MONEY AT WORK
I tend to stash money…cash…not so much coins any more. I used to stash coins everywhere, at a work desk drawer, in the pencil holder…coffee cup used as a pencil holder, in the car, in the ash tray, in the other holders in the cars, in cups at home in the bedroom. You ladies may have coins at the bottom of your purse.

I graduated to dollar bills and then to 5$ bills and then to 10$ bills. I don’t store 20$ bills all around yet. Do many of you hide currency, paper bills, 1, 5, 10…. Maybe a 50 or a 100 for a rainy day??? Have you framed a 50 or 100 dollar bill? Your first fee for teaching piano or designing a website. Is it just a dollar? Why not a 100$ bill. Think big.

Back to the office. Why do you save money at work. Vending machine money? Money for sodas from the machine? Coffee fund money? Friday Donuts money? I mean personally… just your money… that day when you want to go to LUNCH and you are running short? So you hide 8 dollars. And it grows… you added a few dollars, or you forgot that you had a 10 under the ones and now it’s up to 19 dollars. It’s in your desk drawer. Or folded and put under a desk decoration. Under the plants. Under the keyboard. In the big coffee mug you use as a pen and highlighter holder….how about at the mechanics shop…hide it in the toolbox with your emergency pack of cigarettes? Hide the money in your locker?

Do you care if that money vanishes? How long will it take for you to notice? Would you be mad? If the thief needs it more than you then you don’t care. Chances are, you take the risk and yet you will feel violated. If you find the person who takes the money, you will forever not trust them. You will think bad thoughts about them and want them out of your life. No where NEAR YOU.

Why do you hide money at work? Why not at home on your dresser? Because YOU HAVE THIEVES THERE… Worse thieves than at work. You have BAD KIDS. YOU RAISED THEM to STEAL. They think nothing of running all over you and stealing that money. Chances are that you have a more honest cleaning lady or guy at your workplace than the stealing lying thieves in your OWN HOME!!! You hide money at work because you daughter will TAKE the money if you left it at home.

Maybe that’s why they think they can steal from others when they grow up. Why people who earn the money have to pay for everything that they want. Sports stadiums, schools, colleges, welfare, and everything else they don’t want to work to earn. Why are you hiding your money from your own kids and spouse. Why can’t you pick a better spouse? Why can’t you spank your kids? If you are such a GREAT parent. Leave your money at home and teach them not to take it.

You seem to have all of the answers…. You have kids and you know how to raise them because YOU HAVE KIDS then why sneak around hiding money from them.

If marriage is so great with love and respect and trust then why are you hiding money from the thief??

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

Workplace Fridge CZAR Throws Away Your Container

2009-05-04T18:50:00.000-07:00

From FUTURE SHOW ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Office Refrigerator

Have to share a workplace refrigerator with others? Do you trust it? Your home refrigerator might be worse..but it’s yours. At work there is a woman or a man who sounds the alarm and takes action when the fridge gets too stinky. Or too full. Old forgotten food….

Btw…. Refridgerator with a D? or Refrigerator? Short? Frige? Or FRIDGE?

What rules do you have at your workplace for the use of the fridge?

All items must be marked with your name and date.

All items must be sealed in a container or ziplock plastic bag.

All lunch bags must be removed by the end of the day.

If you spill, you clean it up.

No large boxes of donuts or other bulk items like large jars of pickles.

No onions.

So the fridge gets too full…and the good person sends out an email…maybe a note on the fridge…

“NEXT WEEK THE BIG FRIDGE IN THE KITCHEN BY THE DOOR WILL BE CLEANED OUT. PLEASE REMOVE ALL OF YOUR ITEMS FROM THE FRIDGE BY FRIDAY NIGHT. THANK YOU.”

And so ok… and you plan ahead and hope you remember and hope everyone else remembers and you look throughout the week and notice that some items are gone but most are still in there…

So the good person sends out an email or replaces the sign…

“REMINDER. TOMORROW the FRIDGE WILL BE CLEANED. PLEASE REMOVE YOUR ITEMS FROM THE FRIDGE. THANKS.”

You think, ok… I’m sure they are serious about this. I had forgotten about it… I better remember to remove my plastic container of leftover greenbeans and that cardboard Chinese rice holder from the fridge tomorrow. But LOOK AT ALL of those OTHER PEOPLES expensive containers still in there!!!! Oh my!!!

So the next morning… Friday morning. There is another email or the sign is replaced.

“THIS FRIDGE WILL BE CLEANED TONIGHT. ALL ITEMS LEFT, WILL BE THROWN IN THE TRASH.”

So at lunchtime you get a call from a friend and she says…meet me at Bob’s BBQ for lunch. So you go to lunch.

At 3pm that afternoon and email comes out….

“I’M ON MY WAY TO THE FRIDGE RIGHT NOW.”

Heheheheheheohohohohohohohohooo… you were in a meeting. You were busy. You didn’t see the email…. Your greenbeans and the container and the cardboard rice have been thrown away by 3:15pm……

The angel who warned everyone has done their duty… Your rice is gone, your greenbeans are gone and your plastic container is gone.

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

Air Force One New York City Dysfunctional New Yorkers Mayor Bloomberg Fault

2009-05-04T18:39:00.000-07:00

From May 2, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Air Force One Went Flying in New York
Why is there still an issue with that? You think there are still terrorists out there? Does it matter which terrorists are flying the next plane? Should we stop all terrorists? Was 9/11 a wake up that we should go after all terrorists and not just the ones who did the first attack but ALL TERRORISTS who would do a FUTURE ATTACK???

So when OUR PLANE, Air Force One flies over New York, no one cared which terrorists could be on board. All of those people running around scared didn’t care which ones were flying the plane. SO WHY DO YOU CARE THAT GEORGE BUSH WENT AFTER TERRORISTS and TERRORIST SUPPORTERS IN IRAQ????

Another point. A photo of the United States flying oval office near the Statue of Liberty is not a bad idea. The photo was not taken for political points. OBAMA had nothing to gain from that photo. The democrats had nothing to gain from the photo.

WE, the United States Citizens are PROUD of the Airplane and the COUNTRY for WHICH IT FLIES. Other countries are in AWE of that plane either in a good way, or a scared way, or want to spit on it or throw shoes at it. THAT AIRPLANE IS US… YOU AND ME…. USA.

You take photos of a newborn, a first birthday and every stinking thing that a baby does in the first few years. You SPEND RIDICULOUS amounts of money on annual School PHOTOS of your idiotic freaked out long haired hippy kid. Do you want to see mine? Look for the mothers day video at youtube.com/judgewyld.

How much do you spend on taking photos at weddings? How much do we spend on having ribbon cutting ceremonies? Our Houses? Our cars… we take our car to the park and wash it and wax it and on a sunny day take many photos.
Do you think that OUR AIRPLANE should not have up to date photos? REAL PHOTOS? Why go to Disney World? Why travel anywhere? According to Greta Van Susteran it costs you only 5$ to FAKE a photo of you being there!!!! Why pay to have a photo taken with a celebrity… just FAKE A PHOTO of you with the celebrity.

How dumb the MEDIA is about this. They called it a STUNT. The stunt is Keith OBGYN Olbermann and that stunt clown Nancy Grace. Air Force One wasn’t a stunt. No one was walking on the wing of the plane, it wasn’t doing loops in the sky. A regular patriotic pilot was flying the plane for photos. There was no PRANK here. These were not frat boys or evil high school chicks and a fly over is an awesome thing and an honor. There are NO 100% warnings to a community when an airshow comes to town. Sorry New York but the world does NOT revolve around New York or care what you think about everything even though the media and your mayor tries to keep you thinking that.

The expense. Why not take a photo of the FAKE Geraldo Riveria, and make a FAKE photo of him at the scene of a FAKE STORY, since they have spent a zillion dollars trying to rehabilitate and prop him up for many years. How many expensive photos do you take at White House easter egg hunts and Christmas dinners? Don’t be so stupid. You may FAKE a lot of your PHOTOS to show the American People. Just look at Nancy Pelosi for goodness sakes. But don’t expect the Airforce to FAKE a photo of Air Force One with the Statue of Liberty. Hey media… if you think that I don’t know about Air Force One being a call sign, duh… I know more about that plane than your 1000 hours of flying in the comfy chair in back has given you and yes I have the m&m’s and matchbooks. You never seem to write an accurate article about that/those plane(s).

We have PROUD Air Force One mechanics who dedicate their heart to keeping those planes in perfect working condition, the plane is much more beautiful on the outside than on the inside. Our Air Force mechanics LOVE Working on that plane. The guards LOVE guarding that plane. They want that plane to fly. They want that plane to go on missions and come home. They make sure the avionics and radios and flight controls are all in perfect working order. They test the plane to make sure all is good on that plane.

They want to touch it and care for it and be proud of it flying ABOVE THE STATUE OF LIBERTY!!! They want new photos of the plane like you want photos of your kids wherever they go. They DON’T want FAKE photos. They are PROUD like you should be proud.

The Air Force owns that Airplane for US the citizens of the United States. The US PRESIDENT charters that airplane. It isn’t his private plane. He doesn’t fly on it alone. Many people go with him. He doesn’t drive the plane. He charters it from US. From our Air Force uniformed men and women who take care of it for US. They make decisions on taking care of the airplane without OBAMA. If the owners of the airplane want a photo, they take the airplane to where they want to take the photo and get the job done. It does not take OBAMA to approve it. And OBAMA should shut up and not be mad about it. He doesn’t own it. He charters it. We give him permission to charter it.

Now this business about running scared in the streets in New York. What’s up with that Mayor??? Why be mad? How did you let your people be so scared? Number one, don’t you educate them on how safe the air above New York City is? Haven’t you educated your population? Why is it someone else’s fault?

Here is the deal. If your residents of your city are so scared. If you KNEW that they would freak out. If you were such a caring mayor and for that matter if OBAMA was such a sensitive person, why haven’t you been talking about this for the last 4 years?

What have you done to heal your people in 7 years. BUSH and the Mayor should have been flying airplanes over New York City for the past 4 years. EVERYDAY. It’s called Desensitizing. When people have a bad experience which causes an irrational fear of an ordinary occurrence then you expose them to the ordinary harmless experience so they become desensitized to it. Fly airplanes over New York City everyday. No expense is too much to heal the people of New York.

Have you banned movies with knife murders or gun murders because it would traumatize people? Why ban airplanes over New York City? Seriously.

People who have had a bad experience go get help. They get counseling. Why didn’t you start up a channel on tv that has 24/7 counseling for New Yorkers?

Take names of all of those people who were panicked and running around the streets and get them help!!! CARE ABOUT THEM. TAKE CARE OF THEM!

These people are Dysfunctional!! Yes. It’s an acute dysfunction. PTSD
POST TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER. It’s treatable. Just like families of car wreck victims, of train wreck victims, miscarriages, murders, and divorce. We see the dysfunction and we get them help. Those people who were running in the streets are a few of US… they were literally identifying themselves as people who still need help!!!
We don’t expect them to do it on their own.

We expected a war on terror to be over and us to be done with a war in 7 years but we clearly have left people without help. We need to get them over the fear and not tip toe around their fears by being mad at our PROUD men and women who fly Air Force One.

The people of New York City were screaming for help. Get them HELP. OBAMA, stop pretending to be outraged over a simple airplane flight taken for YOUR COUNTRY. See that your people in NEW YORK are hurting and NEED HELP to be functional again when they hear an airplane overhead.

I didn’t take the low road by calling the New Yorkers names. I took the high road and am pleading to get them help.

Very Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

ELIMINATE BAILOUTS, TAKE NAMES, AND TAX 100% TO BE PAID BACK; CHILDSUPPORT, CHILD TAX DEDUCTIONS, AND WELFARE EXCESS

2009-03-19T19:02:00.000-07:00

From March 21, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Scrutinize BAILOUTS and get PAID BACK

I can’t believe the abuse of the bailouts. The government feels that certain entities are IMPORTANT to the well being of the United States and won’t let them fail. So what does the government do? Give them OUR MONEY. They didn’t show that they deserved it. They operated under bad practices.

They didn’t spend money to turn things around but instead spent the money on BIG vacations and retreats, Big incentives and rewards for themselves. In effect, they spent their own money foolishly and when the Government gave them money to stay afloat, they spent THAT MONEY FOOLISHLY.

It’s time for the Government to Get lists of names of these people who squandered the money on themselves. It’s time for the Government to get detailed lists of what the money was spent on and ask for PROOF that the money was spent for how it was intended.

And it’s time for the Government to force there to be a PLAN for paying back EVERY LAST DIME that was provided by the Government.

ALL BAILOUTS MUST BE REPAID NOW.

All parents who have taken a tax writeoff for their children MUST account for every penny and name names of who received that money. If they cannot, then they must PAY IT BACK to the government. Provide that information, or pay back the money, or go to jail!!!

All welfare recipients MUST show how the money was spent and it better not be for ice cream. PAY BACK every dime of steak or ice cream or soda pop money that was spent. Provide the information by midnight tonight or pay back the money or go to jail!!!!

All child support MUST BE accounted for and we want to know who received the money and what they spent it on and IT MUST NOT BE for a nice car. It must NOT BE FOR EXPENSIVE CLOTHES or excessive food. We want NAMES and RECEIPTS and proof that it didn’t free up other money to be spent on non essentials.

There is a limit on what you can reward yourself from the BAILOUT MONEY you received as child support. Provide the Information by happyhour tonight or pay back the money or GO TO JAIL!!!

So ok… judge has had house mortgage bailout. I’m willing… I’m willing if you are… You want to call my bluff??? I’ll be HAPPY to give up my bailout if you give up YOURS.

When YOUR bailout is repaid. My taxes will be soooooo low that it will more than make up for the home mortgage bailout. I will be very glad to participate in the BAILOUT PAY BACK WITH YOU. When all BAILOUTS ARE ENDED, if I get a penny of free money from the Government I’ll give it back or tell you how I’ve not spent on a non-essential item from any income source of mine.

Until then, I’ll keep MY money other than a 15 percent income tax and be done with it. No bailouts will lead to no excessive taxes.

It’s clear, the Government wants YOU to be all mad about Bailouts and handouts that are poorly spent. The politicians are asking YOU TO BE TICKED about bailouts.

Even private citizens are banding together to market to you a HATRED of people who buy things they don’t need, rake in money that they didn’t earn, live better than what they have produced in life and deserve.

Yes…there should be HATRED all right…. You should HATE YOURSELF. You should be ASHAMED at your behavior. You should be screaming at the government to STOP BAILOUTS. STOP ALL BAILOUTS.

Take care of only those who truly need it. Only those who eat rice and beans and butter and bread each evening deserve our support to maintain them til they can get on their feet. Only those sick in the head should be provided shelter and food and our compassion.

NOT you IDIOTS who want 1500 dollars a month in child support and going to Disney land with it or buying the latest soccer mom van. Buy a small sedan. They worked fine 40 years ago.

Not you spoiled brat middle classers skimming off thousands of dollars of government money EACH YEAR for your 4 kids so you can by a boat and new skis and go snow skiing (may you hit your head I hope) and all go out several times a week to eat your choice of appetizer, steaks and lobster, deserts, microbrewery beer. Yeah…that sound like the rich people?

How about you with the thousands of dollars in kid money from the government going to the NASCAR races and the expensive Dale Earnhardt Jr gear. Tshirts, stickers for your car, beer, cigarettes, souvenir model car of every paint scheme, and your elvis collectors plates and hummal figurines, thimbles and tiny spoons. You stop by the corner gas station a zillion times a day for soda for you and your kids. You have every item imaginable with your NFL team on it. Jeepers…

YOU ARE not the people needing a BAILOUT. I want you NAME and lists on who in your family and friends received that money. I want all of you to PAY IT BACK… I want a HUNDRED PERCENT TAX on excessive child support, misspent welfare money, and KID TAX DEDUCTIONS.

BY MIDNIGHT TONIGHT OR GO TO JAIL!!!

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

MONEY SAVING IDEA: DON'T GO TO THE GROCERY STORE

2009-03-19T18:58:00.000-07:00

From March 21, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Money Saving Idea. Don’t go to the grocery store.

It makes perfect sense to me. I you don’t want to get your hand burned, don’t put your hand on a hot stove… If you are afraid of big spiders, don’t hold a tarantula. Duh… Don’t do it…

You think you need a gallon of milk…. Don’t go to the store. Eat the cereal dry.
You think you need to run to the store to get orange juice. Don’t go. Drink water.
Seriously. If you think you need bread for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, get a soft tortilla out and use THAT.

Someone taught you that you must be civil about everything? You must have greenbeans with your entrée… you must have bread and butter or a dinner roll with your dinner? So you are out of an item that you were brainwashed to think you NEED.

What do you do? You go to the store.
And you buy, batteries, and bread, and milk, and orange juice, and squeezable hot chocolate, and poptarts, and specialty jams, and popsicles, and cinamin rolls, and donuts, and honey, and boxes of cereal and fruit rollups, and stupid stinking retarded development ditzy magazine. And THAT includes the CAR magazine guys!!!
ALL YOU WENT TO THE GROCERY STORE FOR WAS DINNER ROLLS!!!

DON’T GO TO THE STORE AND YOU WONT SPEND THE MONEY.

You know… we seem to catch on when it’s the mall… don’t go to the mall because you can’t resist buying that outfit draped over the thin mannequin. Don’t go Don’t go…. So smart to not go…Don’t go to that lawn and garden store… DO NOT.

If you don’t go to the beer store when your last beer was drank last night. Then you are OK according to others. It’s no big deal. If you rush to the store to get a beer, YOU ARE AN ALCOHOLIC RIGHT?? You have A PROBLEM. Just don’t go and buy beer for several days and no problem.

But have a chick miss out on her ICE CREAM with cake or pie and you find out just how out of control she is to rush to the store. Especially if it’s for who???? The KIDS WHO ARE WHINING!!!!! Heaven forbid you TAKE THE KID WITH YOU when you go buy that ice cream…. Jeepers… now we are buying sugar SPRINKLES…

Just don’t go to the store. Just don’t go. See what you have. Eat lettuce now and then without salad dressings…. See what else you can dip it in… why not chip dip, or hummus, or leftover sweet and sour sauce from your fast food meal.

Don’t tell me that times are tough. Your lifestyle is tough to live up to. You waste your life trying to have every little item be ‘just so’ and waste your money making it happen. Crisis… Crisis… Crisis… and it was all Just YOU. The world is not near as tough as you think it is. You have much more energy and money to spend on good things to do for others than you think you do. You waste it on dumb mind games with yourself.

RICH WALMART POOR WALMART PICK THE POOR WALMART AND ENJOY

2009-03-19T18:42:00.000-07:00

From March 21, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Poor Walmart Rich Walmart
I really enjoy going to the poor Walmart in town. When you call a friend and they pick up their cell phone, they say hey…great to hear you… you say great to hear you too!! What’s that noise in the background? Did I call at a bad time? Should I let you go?

They say, “ oh no…it’s fine…. I’m just at Walmart picking up a few things.” Wanting to get a picture of where they are at I might ask…. Are you at the poor walmart or the rich walmart??? If it’s Mary, she will say, at the poor walmart.

In a medium sized town there are several Walmarts. The newer built areas of town are often nice big homes with people with nice big salaries. When a walmart is built near their home, they will shop there after they are done protesting having such a store in their neighborhood…they DO shop there.

Walmart will try to make the building prettier and have nice landscaping. They will have the coffee shop and the plant and flower shop be upscale. They will have the good meats and fresh vegetables. That is the rich Walmart. Clean, good environment, classier foods, and maybe even a nice wine shop near by.

The poor Walmart has been there for awhile… they are not building a new walmart in a poor part of town. They will not have all of the higher priced selections for the poor walmart. The parking lot will not be cleaned up as nicely. Clearly rich people are rude at their walmart and toss trash on the ground. But the rich walmart will be cleaned quickly.

Who works at the poor Walmart. People will walk from their homes to the walmart to work. They will apply for jobs in their neighborhood walmart. The workers are the poor people and even though they are good workers and pleasant and fun with the customers, let’s face it….they are working at the poor walmart. That walmart job might even be the highest paid wage going in their household.

Who works at the rich walmart. People who are not the breadwinner for their family. Rich kids who were told they had to have a job and the mall jobs were taken. Are they the best workers? Maybe not.

They might be the snobby self-centered kid who was told to have the job. Her blond hair is still paid for by her parents, her nice clothes are still bought by her parents, his sporty shiny car is still paid for by his parents. Of course, the insurance is paid by the parents.

They are the most likely NOT to be pleasant or try to relate to a chatty smiling customer. They will not look for and offer help to a customer. They may ask if you need help, but it is clear that it is just a begrudgingly offered line forced out to comply with the supervisors orders. Not a warm genuine people to people offer.

When in the Rich Walmart, I will take their no hearted offer of assistance and yelp, YES, you CAN. And I will make them help me find and choose between items. Of course I didn’t need the spoiled nitwits help. I will make them stop leaning against a rack and walk with me and give them the illusion that they are helping me.

What other Poor versus Rich stores are there? Movie theatres? grocery stores? Liquor stores. How about the old mall versus the new mall??? How about RICH CHURCH versus Poor people Church.

Is it a matter of safety? What about that. If you thought you would be safe at the poor walmart would you go? Why not? Do you not want to meet pleasant poor people?

Look… you Rich people spend your neighborhood time with Rich people. You spend your holidays with mostly Rich people, your vacations are with Rich people, your church is with Rich people, Your work is with Rich people and those people who clean up after you Rich people.

How about spending time going to the poor walmart or the poor mall now and then. The poor liquor store might even have a beer or booze you haven’t tried yet.

I am sure you fear going to the poor ATM to withdraw cash even though the thieves would more likely want to rob you at the Rich ATM cash machine… duh.. more money, and your wallet, and your jewelry and a joy ride in your Rich car.

But go sincerely to the safe poor walmart. Go enjoy yourself. There might be some neat things on the clearance shelves. There might even be some wonderful people to chat with. They are helpful and kind and won’t even make you feel uncomfortable although you are the freakish Rich people with dumb looking purses. They’ll not draw attention to the odd way you look and the odd things you say and do. They might just accept you for who you are.

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

CAN I SELL YOU A PEANUT? HOW ABOUT 3 LBS 4 OUNCES?

2009-03-09T18:07:00.000-07:00

Nothing to do with the radio show.... Just creative writing about PEANUTS

What’s just over 3 pounds, doesn’t spoil, and your friends love it?

If I gave you a peanut you would agree that it generally doesn’t spoil and many of your friends love it.

So why 3 pounds…. I’ll tell you that later….

We all tend to think about eating healthy. Mainly as we get older. We buy granola bars, or bananas… we may think about eating a good healthy breakfast.

But let’s look at that…. We don’t keep that promise to eat a good breakfast before work!!! Granola type bars are expensive….and they put sweeteners in the bars to hold them together, more calories than a can of coca cola.

How about that banana? Spoil. Special care. Crushes. Temperature sensitive. Won’t keep longer than 5 days.

What are you going to do? Switch to rice krispee bars? Apples? Not much better are they?

You need something that’s tasty, adaptable in size, handy, quick, won’t spoil, don’t have to go to the grocery store every other day.

You need Peanuts…. Yes… Peanuts are a handy snack food. Peanuts can last for a month!!! Peanuts can be a small handful or two handfuls. Peanuts even have flavors…. Peanuts of many flavors…. Red skin peanuts, Large Virginia peanuts, Roasted Peanuts, and the yummy honey roasted peanuts.

So what about that first offer I gave you…. What if I gave you a peanut? How about 2 peanuts? How about 15 peanuts? What about thousands of peanuts in a 3 pound 4 ounce CAN…. OVER THREE POUNDS OF PEANUTS!!!!!! In a convenient uncrushable CAN!!

Well… next to your desk a work, you could have peanuts in the morning to tie you over til LUNCH….. you could have peanuts in the middle of the afternoon…. YOU COULD EVEN HAVE A handful before heading home to your family!!!!

Will a huge CAN of peanuts SPOIL? In a day? 5 days? Two weeks? NOPE…. That makes it dependable not only for YOU but for who??? Your coworkers!!

Even people you don’t know will appreciate YOU and the peanuts before work, after work, weekends, anytime whether you are there or not. People will stop by to grab some peanuts….

Here’s how to do it. Cut the lid from the first CAN, into a pouring spout. This will keep people’s hands OUT OF THE CAN… sanitary!! After that, transfer the lid to the new can and put the new can’s lid under the can so the metal doesn’t scrape or mar the desk surface!!!!

What about cost? That is exactly the reason to drop by SAMS to pick up the economy size can. How much is it? 30 dollars? 15 dollars? If you bought the small jars for 4 dollars you feel you did well. But a CAN is more than several of the small jars.

So let’s ask again… is a can of delicious peanuts to generously share with your friends going to cost 20 dollars? 15 dollars? NO…. Just over 5 dollars. Just 5 dollars for a HUGE CAN.

At that price you can buy three flavors and rotate the flavors as each CAN is shared. And at this size, a CAN can last a LONG TIME.

No spoilage, simple snack yet effective, friendly friend food, and a sanitary way to share it. Be very generous to yourself AND to your coworkers for a very very low price….

Buy your CANS of over 3 pounds of delicious flavored peanuts TONIGHT!!!!

A SMART ANN COULTER AND A DUMB A$$ KEITH OBGYN

2009-03-06T17:30:00.000-08:00

From March 07, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

A story about a SMART ANN and a DUMB A$$

The other feud. Ann Coulter versus Keith OBGYN
Ann Coulter is a columnist/bookwriter and a THINKER and she is a DEFENDER of conservative principles. She didn’t invent them. She DEFENDS them because that defense is rational. She is very popular and good looking on camera.

Keith OBGYN is a tv hack who reads lines into a camera each night. He is nothing. Just another unattractive white male reading to the camera.

They started a feud that became noticeable to me this week. She may not have started it but I noticed her rock throwing first. In her column she unmasked Keith OBGYN’s insignificant college degree. He didn’t like it and so he blasted her on his show.

That’s the background….

My first thought was that it was a Bad move by Ann. I think Ann already had the thinking people as her fans. She already had the sophisticated people buying her books and reading her columns.

She educates them further buy throwing in a high level vocabulary word in each column. She researches to get FACTS into her columns [lots and lots of facts; she OVER PROVES her points] and also a twist of a phrase or concept for the amusement of the highly functioning college educated people.

So maybe it wasn’t a bad move to pick on the lightweight Keith OBGYN…. She wanted more money… she wanted the dumb people of the world to also buy her books.

Boy Keith didn’t like that she picked on his small brain and small degree with FACTS. So now Keith OBGYN is reading his incoherent lines to the camera with her name thrown in. Thus She Wins. And he dives himself into a lower state of on-air depression.

Ann doesn’t read lines to a camera. She THINKS…and you may not get her humor or her intelligent references but you KNOW SHE THINKS.

So let review and layout Ann’s deal.

Keith OBGYN has a tv brain dead opinion show that comes on in the evening just before that fellow, Rick Maddow. Evidently he thinks that since his college degree was printed in fancy script on a 50 dollar inkjet printer that it makes him smart.

And Ann laid out in her column that his degree wasn’t as puffed up as he claimed his college degree is. So he gave her free publicity on his show. GREAT for her!!!

Her intelligent fans certainly wont be buying anything HE HAS to sell….

But maybe… just maybe his dumb followers (because there are a lot of dumb people in this world) will be DUMB enough to buy her stuff which is way over their heads.

Once the money is in Ann’s pocket she doesn’t care if they understand it or read it or use it in a mad liberal antiwar bonfire. It’s the perfect laughing stroll to the bank for a smart Ann.

LIMBAUGH VS OBAMA MEDIA NOW THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT

2009-03-06T17:28:00.000-08:00

From March 07, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

MEDIA FEUDS
Limbaugh and the Obama Media….. Radio Talk Shows are ENTERTAINMENT…if the guy gives out some good ideas then good…. But that is never the purpose of the conservative talk radio…

It survives because it makes money because it’s entertaining AND reasonable people agree with the stable ideas that the HOST says. OVERALL.

If you could make money by having an all comedy joke radio station then it would be there. But there are some good ideas in conservative talk radio AND above that, it’s entertainment.

Where talk show hosts get in to trouble is that they drop some provocative soundbite….and then explain the context.

If they explained the context FIRST, then you wouldn’t listen…. Duh… conservatives GET this. They GET that the provocative thing is said and then the idea is developed…

It’s a GREAT formula. Why don’t Obama voters GET IT???? Why doesn’t the Obama media get it???? Talk shows tell the PUNCH LINE FIRST….like marketing…. Like an email that you want someone to read…. You put the entertaining thought UP FRONT….then explain how it makes sense…. ENTERTAINMENT…. GET IT??

How can you feud over a soundbite that is then carefully explained? I’ll tell you why!!!! People CHOOSE TO BE STUPID…. They WANT TO BE DUMB.

That’s why there are few OBAMA voters who know what they are voting for. THEY WANT TO BE DUMB.

I’ve said before. The smart Obama voters are out there. And they should be HOPPING MAD that the DUMB Obama voters outnumber them and are making them look bad.

Has anyone gone on TV to explain WHY what Obama is doing is supposed to work. The smart Obama voters want to hear it as well as the non-Obama voters. We intelligent people on ALL sides WANT TO HEAR IT.

But why???? When you don’t need the intelligent people in order to be elected. Why spend the energy and TV time to explain anything… just say you know people are hurting….

Or maybe…there ISNT a real reason for what Obama is doing. He’s winging it and there are casualties…

CLEARLY when the economy turns around if he will let it… in the first 2 years of his presidency, HE WILL SAY THAT HE INHERITED THE RECOVERY!!!! Right? No…hopefully he will FAIL and the economy will turn around. And even though he failed he will take credit for the recovery…. So YES… Limbaugh was clear. The American people WANT Obama to fail. They WANT Bush’s approach to SUCCEED with the economy recovering.

IF Obama succeeds….the economy will claim more casualties. Is Obama going to the homes to cry and pray and comfort those who are victims of His economic WAR?? Bush inherited war and he visited the homes. Obama need to visit the homes of the casualties of HIS WAR…. He owns it now…He is the president…. Go visit the livingrooms and quietly hold hands and weep.

It was simple…Limbaugh was entertaining with some ideas. Someone couldn’t stand it but couldn’t keep their mouth SHUT. They became SCARED of Limbaugh. Someone wanted to SCREAM the name Limbaugh and they just made him much more popular. Afterall, it’s entertainment and ego and money….. a Obama’s media just gave Limbaugh more of what he worked for and achieved in the MILLIONS of dollars for 22+ years.

SMARTER CALENDAR FOR DUMB PEOPLE LIKE ME

2009-03-06T17:22:00.000-08:00

From March 07, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

MODERNIZE THE CALENDAR Less mistakes, more productivity, 13 Months

February, March…days are the same… If the 7th of the month was on Tuesday then it’s on a Tuesday this month. 7th was a Saturday… easy too… 7, 14, 21, 28…. Bingo.. you remembered it last month…you can remember it this month….. why not continue it…
how about April!!!

I LIKE THAT… just like the metric system…. When I was in 2nd grade…. that 30 year old teacher told me… and told the ENTIRE CLASS… the USA system of measuring things is going to be GONE and we must all know metric…

AFTERALL METRIC IS EASIER…. And the temperature was going to be easier… 0 degrees is FREEZING… not that awkward 32 degrees…. We’ve FAILED…

We have had the internet since then,
we have niftier looking cars,
we have phones that are tiny and we carry them around with us,
we even took tv’s that worked without cables, just a plug in cord for anyplace in your house to a CABLE to tie it to one wall in your house. ….

Big changes…. But do we have the METRIC system???

She said we were headed to a record breaking 400 BILLION dollar USA debt…. And could go up to a TRILLION…. She was right about that.

So let’s switch to the metric system cold turkey…no more miles on things. No more two temperatures flashing on the banks… We can HANDLE IT… companies can handle it.

The calendar…. Let’s change it to 28 days every months. 28 times 13 months is 364 let there be leap years and add a day in…..or two… or a day and 20 seconds… I don’t care. The benefit is for US….the dumb masses to enjoy keeping it simple. Let the scientists figureout how it affects their calculations for the stars and galaxies… They are so smart… let them deal with the conversions…..

Hey, I only have 30 years left to live… and some of those years are going to be tough already… I want the metric system, I want a TV that I can put anywhere in the room or in the yard, and I WANT the 7th of EVERY MONTH TO BE A SATURDAY!!!!

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

ANY DAY SPENT BURNING GAS IN YOUR CAR IS BETTER THAN A GOOD DAY AT WORK

2009-02-26T19:20:00.000-08:00

From February 28, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Days to drive for no reason.

Gas prices are down… do you go for joy rides again? I did… took off after a meeting…headed out of town… didn’t have the hunting vehicle, didn’t have the truck that tows the race car trailer…had the Sunday go to meeting luxury sedan… headed out of town…

On the edge of town, there was a VERY elderly couple who were getting out of their 1970’s car… it was parked along the ditch… they stepped out of the car, him from the driver side… her from the the passenger side… not walking well…crumpled up plastic bags…walmart, grocery store bags….. they were going to walk along the ditch and pickup the bottles and other trash that people threw out along that road. I WANTED TO STOP AND HELP… I WANTED TO WALK FOR AN HOUR ALONG THE DITCH AND PICK UP TRASH….I WANTED TO BE BESIDE THEM…. It was a beautiful day… I didn’t do it… but some day… I WILL… I KNOW I WILL.

Kept driving… even ran up on dirt roads, became lost… and was tickled about it… found small towns… drove slowly… mainstreet small towns… here is the the challenge…. Go for drives… buy from stores that are no wider than 30 feet across… enjoy the people… have a relaxing time. Eat at the franchise fast food place too…. Why not… the people need it to stay in business… if the franchise fast food place doesn’t have enough business, it will leave… help out the locals…

RICE AND BEANS CHEAPER THAN DIRT and PLASTIC UTENSILS IN YOUR CAR

2009-02-26T19:16:00.000-08:00

From February 28, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Why are rice and beans a side dish in a combo plate…

they are not a desired side dish to an enchilada… not a side dish to a burrito… they are dirt… nothing… as a matter of fact… they are cheaper than dirt. If you go buy a small bag of play sand for your childs sandbox…. It is more expensive than rice or beans… Rice and Beans are cheaper than dirt. I don’t want it on my plate, bring me something good… like a side of nacho chips with cheese… THAT is a side dish…. What kind of cheese is it, if I have the cheese and you don’t??? NOT CHO Cheese…. NACHO CHEESE….. get it..cuz it’s not your cheese…not cho cheese!!

Do you keep extra plastic forks and spoons in your car? Drive through Mexican food…tostado..taco…YOU NEED A FORK!!! They forget to give you one… Often they forget to give me plastic utensils in the bag that they hand out the drive thru window.... Have extra in your car just like you have those extra napkins…

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

BELLY BUTTON LINK IS BACK and TAX BREAK NO PSYCHOLOGICAL EFFECT

2009-02-26T19:12:00.000-08:00

From February 28, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Belly Button Lint is back…
three weeks ago it came back…For two months after gall bladder surgery the lint was gone…. But it wasn’t a lasting cure. It’s back. Same color, bluish gray… is there a special belly button TOOL??? Like a cotton swab… but a cotton swab would add more lint …..

Taxes not in lump sum check…
No psychological boost to economy if it’s given to you in tiny pieces… 13 dollars a pay check? Or a big 400 dollar check!!! It’s not a payroll tax change… its not fica, or medicare confiscating that they are giving back… they are just giving you 400 dollars in tiny little bits …. That is an income tax break… not a payroll tax break…. We really wanted 2000 dollar lump sum check …. Instead of the gov’t taking it from us and giving it to someone else… makes NO DIFFERENCE to economy…what YOU DO is what makes the economy run… you borrow, you spend, you save, you decide what to do with it and it make EVERYONE a SLAVE… the Govt OWNS YOU because they OWN YOUR MONEY….

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

FIRE MARRIED PEOPLE BEFORE SINGLE PEOPLE

2009-02-26T18:32:00.000-08:00

From February 21, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Moving is easier for Married Couples than it is for a Single person.

LIFE LINE
Single has created a life in a community. Has bonds within community organizations, within workplaces, within churches. If a single person sits in their apartment, house, living room, you say for them to get out… make some friends, join a church, get involved in the community. You want them to build relationships in the community. Without those relationships, they have nothing.

Married people spend a lot of time with each other. They may develop relationships outside as well. Their major relationship is their wife and their young children. Their hugs and kisses and smiles and encouragement come from their spouse and kids. The good times are shared with deep and lasting memories. Their bad times are shared with understanding and caring. United they stand. In good times and in bad. Their spiritual and physiological well being is supported by being codependent… it’s a good thing.

FALLBACK INCOME
Singles incomes… ONE.
Married couple income… TWO if they lose both then they are no worse off than the single person. We need to help a single person MORE since they don’t have someone else to send to work. Is it a better chance that ONE of the couple will find work? Or if you have TWO chances of someone in the household finding work?

24 HOURS IN A DAY
Singles have 24 hours in a day. They work 10 to 12 hours a day. Then need to find the time to keep their house going, to sleep, to prepare meals and eat, to do laundry, to exercise the dog to pet the cat, clean up after them, to mow the yard, to trim the trees, to clean the floors/vacuum, grocery shopping, meet repair people, etc. Singles have only 24 hours a day to run a household. Ask any single mom if it makes a difference that a household falls on just their shoulders? Housework exists if you have a house or apartment. They have to keep up with their siblings, mom, dad, friends, aunts, uncles, nieces, nephews, neighbors, friends, etc.

Married people have 48 hours a day. Flexibility, Honey will you pick up some groceries? Will YOU meet the cable tv guy today? Will you vacuum, will you take the dog to the vet? Will you go buy the grass seed for the yard? Will you move the laundry over from the clothes washer to the dryer? 48 hours in a day to decide how to use to run a household. Take the trash out.

So when it comes to moving… does a single get 48 hours a day??? Really?? Maybe the government should pay the full cost for a paid helper to make up the difference!!!!
Who makes the calls to cut off the cable and utilities, who meets the realtor to sell your home, who makes the repairs, who looks for the new house, who packs the boxes, who meets the movers, who unpacks the boxes… I have a full home just like any household. Who finds the haircutters,

INTEGRATING IN NEW COMMUNITY
2 people have twice the chance to meet more neighbors, more church members, more organizations in town, more workplace people.
And if you have kids, they make it even easier for you to integrate into a new community. Your family has 5 people who are dispersing, spidering out in to the community to quickly integrate and make friends, etc… ON TOP OF THE BUILT IN SUPPORT from spouse and kids…. Good times…
Where do we grocery shop? Where do we get haircuts? Where do we go to the park? Where do we take the dog to the vet? Where do we get trash service? Where do we take our dry cleaning? Which church should we go to?

The single person can only be in ONE place at a time. The cordial welcome to the neighborhood lasts only three weeks. And you can only do one thing at a time.

GET IT? LAY OFF MARRIED PEOPLE. IN THIS TOUGH TIME, DO NOT LAY OFF SINGLE PEOPLE…..

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

COMPUTERS HELP YOU RUIN SOMEONES DAY OR MAKE THEM HAPPY TO BE ALIVE

2009-02-26T18:27:00.000-08:00

From a FUTURE SHOW ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

The reach of the computer.

How far out it can reach to affect someone’s day.
Back in the old days, you only saw who you saw and you only called a few friends. You saw people at the store, at work, in the neighborhood and at church and that was about it. You either made people happy or made them mad…. But it was just a few people.

But now you can tick off and ruin someone’s day who lives across the country. You work with people by computer and maybe never ever even talk to them on the phone. You belong to groups through professional organizations, or maybe by buying from them. You might ‘meet’ people socially online with an interest group or even dating. You email greetings and email thoughts on professional or personal things. YOU CAN RUIN THEIR DAY!!! You can call them bad names. You can point out things about them that are BAD about them and they will be MAD!!! People you never met, will CRY, and be TORN apart. Will have a SLEEPLESS NIGHT for several nights… will not be able to concentrate to go to work… use sick day at work.

But is that all …. NO .. that is not all. This week, if you are sincere, if you KNOW what you are doing, you can cheer someone up. I am not talking about a dumb little inane NON FOCUSED ‘have a good day’….. but real pointed counsel and advice. This week a person across the country took a professional test and passed… like a CPA certified public accountant, like passing an attorney’s bar exam… this professional test was IMPORTANT…. They passed it… so the email went out across the USA to people in that profession… YIIIIIPPIEEEE Karen had passed the test!!! But wait…. Hundreds of people didn’t know that Karen had FAILED the test last year… but the email said that it was Karen’s second attempt. So all of these people of that profession who received the email were told that she had failed the first time. Even though she had passed this year, she was NOT PLEASED that everyone now knew that she didn’t pass last year.

So I sent an email back. Stating how much of an inspiration she is to others who may take the test lightly. May not study as hard as they should. Will now study hard and many people will pass this year because of knowing that it is a hard test.
That others may fail the test and will give up. But her situation will show them that they can study some more and pass. Do not give up.

And personally, people won’t know that she didn’t want it to be known that she failed the first time. They will see her as secure and strong enough to share her experience.

A detailed email, specific and true from another point of view, CHEERED KAREN UP. TREMENDOUSLY. Never met me.

We have the capability with technology, to be neutral, and that is fine, To be direct and helpful which may change lives or just make them mad, and to add a true, sincere, detailed encouragement.

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

DO YOUR OWN READING and DONT ASK QUESTIONS

2009-02-26T18:23:00.000-08:00

From a FUTURE SHOW ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

People who ask questions:

Did you ever have people ask questions about something that you have read?

You read an article in the paper. A long article. If you mention that you read the article, someone will ask you to repeat the article. They will ask a zillion questions about the information from the article.

DO YOU MEMORIZE things you read? Does your brain have instant recall of ALL that you read? Don’t do it…to others.

don’t act as if someone must recall all of the details of something they have read.
WELL, YOU READ IT… why don’t you KNOW???

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

PRESIDENTS DAY KELLY CLARKSON and SPICY FOODS

2009-02-26T18:20:00.000-08:00

From February 21, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

President’s day is NOT a HOLIDAY.

It can come and go and just a few people notice. Clearly schools don’t need to be let off of work. We should have the State of the Union be presidents day and not let government people off of work that day… or how about Inauguration Day every four years be President’s day!!! Let’s face it, We don’t give people off of work for Valentines day. President’s day shouldn’t be a day off either.

Kelly Clarkson…

duet with Reba McEntire…. Brunette… another music video ….she is Blonde. Looks like another trashy country bumpkin blonde… brunette looks sophisticated, talented, real, sexy, and smart. Keep the Brunette look… it’s HOT. And it separates you from the zillions of dumb blonde look-a-like country chicks.

Spices… Spicy foods

Why is it a big deal if you do or don’t eat SPICY foods. Ooooh it’s such a big deal that some restaurant has a spicy hot dish… it’s almost a challenge… like if you don’t eat it then you are a wimp…. What USE is spicy hot food….

Here are the spices I was raised on:
Salt, sugar, black powdered pepper, ketchup, mustard, onions, cinnamon, paprika. Spell check on cinnamon.
That’s it…. Nothing more. Garlic? Maybe. Rarely.

Why should I feel like I missed out on sweating from my cheeks…. Forehead streaming down water. A hot tongue killing any real flavors. Why is such a stupid dumb thing like hot spices be a badge of honor? Do you also cut yourselves with knives to feel it hurt? Do you lock yourself in a dog crate to feel the excitement of being trapped? What else do you do to hurt yourself???

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

OPRAH COULD HAVE WRECKED THIS MARRIAGE

2009-02-26T18:15:00.000-08:00

From February 21, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Judge Wyld and Alicia Doyle endanger marriages. Oprah HELPED!!

A business card with Alicia’s photo on one side, Judge’s photo on the other side. Big photos, not a tiny photo in the corner. Give them out in my daily travels.

Gave one to Stuart…. Who left it at his house. He is married. His wife… finds the card. See’s Alicia’s photo… BUT WAIT…..

The wife had ALSO been watching Oprah… if the husband works late into the evening he MUST BE HAVING AN AFFAIR!!!!
So the idiot oprah people are already stupid right…. So they are told this poop… and they BELIEVE it!!!!

Stuart had a wife in his face… that he MUST BE HAVING AN AFFAIR with that good looking Alicia that the wife saw on the card.

Now he told her….hey… look at the other side… It’s Wyld on the other side… JUDGE WYLD. Duh… no big deal. But she didn’t recognize me. She didn’t believe it was me… in sunglasses and a beard and the photo was scrunched…

I told Stuart that he should let his wife know that the chick in the photo is clear out in California… and that he didn’t know her.
But Stuart said that wouldn’t help…

why not???

Because He was going to California on business the next week!!!

Sincerely JUDGE WYLD

COLLEGE IS EASY TO PAY FOR - LISTEN TO JUDGE TO FIND OUT HOW

2009-01-18T18:28:00.000-08:00

From FUTURE SHOW, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

College does not bankrupt families:

Families bankrupt families… if you haven’t taught your child to grow up and work for their college then YOU failed. It isn’t an accident. The world didn’t DO anything bad to you.

YOU didn’t teach your kid to earn their college. Who says it is a Mom and a Dad’s problem to pay the bills of kids over the age of 18 ? Adults. Deadbeat kids.

It’s just a matter of mindset!!! Nothing else. What if the mindset is changed to something smart like, working through high school… many kids do it… .why not YOUR kid… Why not something useful instead of high school recreation and leisure…

Oh…but you can’t give up non productivity and waste in YOUR LIFE… so childless people have to give up their leisure and recreation to work to pay for your kids college… WHY?

Your kid can live with YOU until they are 21 years old and save their money for college and THEN go to college. 2 years working part time plus full time summers during high school and then 4 years living with YOU and YOU supporting them until they can afford college. Not on MY DIME.

See? If they were so mature and ready for college then they’d be mature enough to pay their own college right? But you raised immature soft food chewing babies to the age of 18 and then you want ME to pay for it.

You let them loose in the world to clog up society. Why don’t you keep your babies at home… College is ‘after’ high school maturity…. Not an extension of high school immaturity…

While we are at it… let’s save you from yourself and all that kid car expense since you are too dense to figure it out on your own. Let’s create GREEN kids… Kids GOOD for the ENVIRONMENT…. NO DRIVERS LICENSE til they are 20 unless they have a full time job. Save the parents from going bankrupt and save the planet!!! End our dependence on foreign oil. No kid drivers licenses.

Stay tuned…on a future show… I did the math… a kid CAN pay their own way through a public university 4.5 year degree. I did it 23 years ago and didn’t even live at my parents’ house…. NOTHING HAS CHANGED.

REIMBURSE CHILDLESS PEOPLE FOR SCHOOL VOUCHERS

2009-01-18T18:23:00.000-08:00

From FUTURE SHOW, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

School Vouchers:

Trying to put pressure on Barack for School Vouchers… That would be fine if only the people who have kids were the ones paying for those schools… So you want to teach your kid elsewhere….fine…. go ahead… but you better pay your share of the public schools as well…

childless people don’t have kids going the public schools…. So if you want your vouchers… 6 thousand dollars or 9 thousand dollars…. Is that per kid??? How do we pay childless people back for what they have been paying in???

assume they have 4 kids and pay the single person without kids 36 thousand dollars a year… for NOT having kids in the public school… see?

Everyone feels they have it bad in what they pay for their kids… think about the childless people… every penny they pay for your kids is stolen from them. Same goes for home schooling… NO BREAK NO TAX BREAK…

Single people have had to build facilities for YOUR KID… if the school that you live near by is not filled up…every seat taken… you should pay ME for not having your kid there. not me paying YOU for wasting my money on empty space!!!

As a matter of fact, private schools should be taxed. It is a commercial product being sold at the retail level and that transaction should be taxed. Another form of Deadbeat parents.

OUTLAW ALL DISTRACTIONS IN CARS - YOUR KIDS AND SPOUSES ARE FIRST TO GO

2009-01-18T18:18:00.000-08:00

From FUTURE SHOW, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Car Phones and Kids and Spouses Banned from Cars:

Using Cell phones in a moving car…. By a driver… is distracting… I know that. I do that, and it scares ME. I text’d for 4.5 hours on a trip…. From the time I left the residence where I started in another state, until I drove into my driveway at MY house… I was texting… ONE PERSON…. It wasn’t too bad… but on the city streets…it’s BAD. When I chat on the telephone, I use a headset.. really just small ear buds and the microphone is on the wire hanging just below my chin. So its all ok… But I want to know if we are serious about getting rid of distractions…

I have told people in my car to quit asking questions… I’m driving… they say..blah blah blah..what do you think? I say, I think I’m driving… yeah but what about..blah blah blah….. I only think I’m driving right now.

When I was raised, having 5 kids in the car was not distracting. My parents know how to raise kids. No problem in the car. But your kids are bouncing all around and have 4 gadgets they are messing with and music playing and whining and kicking and reaching and dropping… and then you give them food that they are complaining has not enough ketchup or something isn’t right on their burger or the fry falls and they are whining cuz they can’t reach it. GET RID OF KIDS IN CARS… Get rid of food in cars.

Are YOU serious about distractions or do you only not like it when OTHER DRIVERS are distracted??? OUTLAW what distracts THEM… but not what distracts YOU.

How about your spouse??? Have a nagging spouse? Arguing about where to stop for food or to the bathroom… spouse harassing you about things out of the blue… distracting…. OUTLAW spouses driving together.

If having a phone in the car is a violation, then having a kid or spouse in your car … or a sandwich wrapper or ketchup packet in the car… See how wrong that is… both.. the distraction is wrong but so is the selective enforcement…

I don’t EVER want to see a phone up to the side of your face in the car… I want a headset of some sort on your head…. That’s the least you can do. But don’t start banning cell phones in cars if YOU don’t want you kid banned from your car as well…

MLM or DS ANNOYING BY ANY NAME - HOW DID YOU GET RID OF THESE PARASITES

2009-01-18T18:09:00.000-08:00

From FUTURE SHOW, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Multilevel Marketing Parasites:

Multilevel Marketing sales people are told they have a business… they are told to never take no for an answer. They crawl on their bellies like a slimy slug along any organization they belong to… they treat their family and friends as rudely as any enemy would. They draw blood and delight in it… they prey on the kindness of elderly and other soft hearted family.

They have no sense of ethics… they are sales people…sales clerks and are the most unprofessional of the sales profession….afterall they even have to do all their own paper work, order their own inventory, handle everything… a professional sales person has other people to take care of those things…

these Direct Sales / Multi level Marketing selling cosmetics like a clowned up tart, pots and pans like a bum, plastic storage containers, travel industry packages, … its pathetic… peddling door to door essentially and begging your family and friends….

And then the technology…. Annoying emails… abuse of family and friends emails, abuse of organizations emails. And they make no apology for it…. The search for some opening that makes it ok to abuse others.

Maybe the policy for an organizations use of the roster or email list is poorly written… no sense of ethics and proper behavior to trump any policy shortcoming. Let’s not encourage this. Tell family to stay away until they can behave in social situations. Halloween is NOT about getting your new product catalog or getting a free make over.. Thanksgiving is NOT for you to ask MY ladyfriend what make up she uses or to get her to buy ME some men’s soap. Christmas is not for giving free samples of your product. Go Away.

Quit being a bum… I KNOW that YOU KNOW that you are SHAMEFUL when you refuse to respond when you are called out on your unfriendly behavior… You hide… You don’t return calls that call you on this, you ignore the emails, you are a sociopath with NO feeling toward others.

I have friends who are legitimate sales people and they NEVER talk about their business or products. NEVER… If their friends want to be customers they will contact the sales person. And I DO… and I HAVE… and my Recent Car Purchase is from a friend, and my next rental property purchase will be through a friend…. But NOT through you.

My opinion of course... of those I've met. Have you met these types of parasites? What did you do to get rid of them? :)

PRESIDENTIAL KIDS - IF YOU USE THEM, THE MEDIA CAN TALK ABOUT THEM

2009-01-18T18:05:00.000-08:00

From FUTURE SHOW, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Presidential Kids:

If I see Presidents kids on tv then I have the right to comment on them. The media has a right to comment on them. If a candidate parades his family on stage with him… they are fair game for the media. If you USE your kids for YOUR image, then they are fair game for whatever the media wants to observe, comment on, satire, call ugly, etc…

If you don’t want them in the spotlight. Keep them out of your trips overseas…keep them out of your trips across country, keep them away from meeting foreign leader kids, and keep them out of the cameras for the Easter Egg hunt on the White House South Lawn.

You are responsible for keeping your kids out of your presidency and if you don’t, they are in the public because you put them there.

CHANGE YOURSELF FIRST THEN CUT DOWN BUSH AND PRAISE OBAMA

2009-01-18T18:00:00.000-08:00

From FUTURE SHOW, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Change. Time for Change:

If you voted for Barack Obama, all you did was vote for change and hope. He said nothing else. All he did was define the situation in line with your feelings and then said change.

That’s it… So now it’s your turn… You believe in ONE WORD and elected a president based on ONE WORD. So CHANGE… Let’s ban professional sports. That is positive CHANGE. It is waste and you can use the money for your kid’s education so they don’t have to work for it. You can pay for your own retirement and we can drop social security. You wanted positive change.

You can give up COFFEE… YIPPPIEEE no more coffee.. it was a negative addiction. You even went to candy coffee flavors so regular coffee isn’t even good tasting to you.

Give up movies. There is so much factual information to read and documentaries to see… no more fiction books or movies… Positive change you can believe in!!!

CHANGE CHANGE CHANGE…. Do YOUR PART to support the president you voted for with one word. CHANGE. You didn’t even need a name on the ballot… just the word CHANGE. Give up wasteful birthday parties for 1 and 2 year olds. Think about it??? Why do you have those… Time for change…

It’s amazing how bored you are with no change. Let’s hope that someday you appreciate that George Bush kept change from happening. You didn’t give up your coffee or your sports, you didn’t give up your movies or your dumb books. You didn’t have to … because we were secure and safe… we didn’t have the disastrous change in safety. If SAVED YOUR BUTT… you BUTT didn’t change. Let’s wish BARACK the same Wisdom of George Bush and let’s hope your life doesn’t have to change. We didn’t need change, so George Bush gave us the same great America that Reagan left us. A SAFE, FREE COUNTRY.

ROOTING FOR LAY OFF OR CRASH OR FINANCIAL RUIN OR ARREST

2009-01-18T17:52:00.000-08:00

From January 17, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Rooting for Someone to Get Laid off:

Cheering for someone’s downfall for some reason? Would like to see them get laid off? Not fired but you would have a secret delight if they were laid off?

We root for the reckless driver who zipped up behind us and cut in front of us to run off the road. Especially in snow or heavy rain.

Don’t we all get tweaked when we know that a worthless bum of a person seems to being doing well financially… or their wife is real pretty? They don’t deserve THAT!!! So we wouldn’t be all sad if they lost their money in the stockmarket somehow right???

Maybe YOU would never call the cops on the noisy neighbors down the street… but you would LOVE IT…just LOVE IT and CHERISH IT, if the cops did show up at their house and take them out in handcuffs!!!!! Right?

Are YOU cheering for the downfall of someone? Why? Tell us WHY…email us or call!!! Is it a neighbor or coworker or church member??? Maybe they are messing around with someone elses wife from church? Secretly want them to get caught? Tell us!!!

VOLUNTEERING TO BE A MULE DOESN'T HELP YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT

2009-01-18T17:48:00.000-08:00

From FUTURE SHOW, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Volunteering to be a MULE:

Big companies have volunteering programs for painting playground equipment, or picking up trash, or sorting items donated, or even scooping elephant dirt at a zoo…. Just because an activity is being done for free does not qualify it as volunteer work. Being a mule is not the feel good, sleep well at night, volunteering. It is called being naïve and USED and MANIPULATED… just offering FREE services is NOT meaningful volunteering.

Meeting a elderly lady at her home and installing deadbolt locks as she stands and chats with you is volunteering. Providing that hug and that time chatting with her is volunteering. Going to a nursing home to chat and smile and laugh is called volunteering. Teaching and mentoring children one-to-one is volunteering. Handing out shoes to kids at an elementary school all day and helping them put them on to verify that they fit.

Are there some gray areas??? Sure there are… but look at the point being presented here. Look at it honestly… do some of both types of Volunteering… but keep them in perspective and make sure you do some touch and feel and contact volunteering. If the children are beside you and holding a paint brush with you, it’s more about being beside them than it is about the shiny paint the next day.

Sincerely, Judge Wyld

BUFFET TOPICS: HOWARD STERN, CHRISTIANS GIFT GIVING, DENTAL HYGIENISTS

2009-01-18T17:42:00.000-08:00

From January 17, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

ALICIA DOYLE wrote a story for a paper… and someone picked up on that story… someone else who is famous found that story… Howard Stern used Alicia’s story to lament the passing of a friend of his. Alicia wrote the obituary for the person and Howard Stern appeared to use the obituary to chat about his friend… Al Westcott who passed away.

Less than a month to Valentines day: I thought we just gave our loved ones gifts. I thought we recently abandoned the gifts to baby jesus and instead gave gifts to our loved ones. So why do we need valentines day? Christmas is when you give the vacuum cleaner and valentines day the diamond tennis bracelet? It just illustrates AGAIN that Christians do NOT give gifts to family at Christmas. There are birthdays, and anniversaries, and valentines day for gift giving.

Bank Tellers and Dental Hygienists:

Bank tellers are younger and younger… used to be lady behind the counter when I was 8 yrs old putting the 7 dollars into the bank to open a bank account. Every quarter… 7 or 8 cents in interest was added…

Now they are little girls… but somehow they know what they are doing….

Dental Hygienist with a tiny ear…. Little hands… little girl look…

Surgery Cures Belly Button Lint - Surgeon Notified of Recent Discovery

2009-01-14T17:33:00.000-08:00

From January 17, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

GallBladder Surgery Side Effect:

After my laparoscopic gallbladder removal surgery. No more belly button lint.

The belly button has a shape that traps lint from your clothes…

one of the holes that they cut to enter the tools into your body is through the belly button area. It changed my belly button such that it does not scrape or collect lint into my belly button… no more funneling in lint and no more digging for and removing belly button lint….

Why is it always grayish blue lint…. It always is that way in the clothes dryer lint filter too isn’t it?? Unless you wear green sweaters every single day… the belly button lint is always bluish grey!!!

Just was wondering….Just wanted to share with you. Don’t we feel much closer now?

Sincerely, Judge Wyld

Guitar Hero Parents Are Big Zeros Who Don't Mature Their Kids - Rocks, sticks,dirt, trees, and rivers.

2009-01-14T17:07:00.000-08:00

From January 10, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Plastic Guitar Zero - Guitar Hero

we know there are those who are so lame of parents that they say they have to let their kids have this hypnotic toy in place of a useful skill because the kid likes it and the parent can spend FAMILY TIME… being an idiot… GREAT ROLE MODEL….

Totally intellectually irresponsible parent. Should be taxed for being an idiot…. Tax Guitar Hero… 10,000 dollars…. For the damage you are doing to society.

Are there groups of these one celled morons at your workplace or church who talk about this parental failure of theirs?

Rock band, guitar hero…. as useful as SIMON game… hit the buttons in response to a sequence that SIMON plays… big deal… video games were always a wasteland.

adults teaching kids that video games are worth their time is just abuse… it keeps twenty and thirty year olds in their teens… Grow up.

Teach your kids a musical instrument… something useful… a real guitar…. Spend the time learning to make real music. Kids will be kids and if they come out of childhood spending 2000 hours playing a game… called guitar hero…. And not really knowing how to play guitar…. You failed… and YOU were supposed to be the ADULT.

Maturing Kids Play real games…. take these for example.

Brad killed a robin… BB gun…. Sitting on the curb… sobbing… sad….

Tennis ball against a wicker chair… plastic bat… wicker chair is the strike zone… hit the wicker chair and it’s like an umpire calling a strike…

Dirt clods across the street… running, playing football in overturned dirt… pinky is broken and crooked from the frozen football hitting a frozen finger… you don’t tell your parents… it’s no big deal.

Dad treated everything as a real yard…as a real lawn. One mower for the lawn grass, one mower for mowing the back lot that sloped into the river. Beyond the garden… some land to play softball… ball hit down third base line… rolled into the river.

We played hide and seek and stuffed the youngest girl up 8 feet above ground on a shelf up in a cabinet at the end of the hallway in the house. We hid under a bed that had a board that would fall off and the bed would crush us.

And as we grew older….we actually grew UP… it’s called maturity… and when adults are so immature that they choose childish toys of zero value, they are role modeling that inane behavior and attitude to their kids…

The kids learn: OH! THIS Is what mature ADULTS do with their TIME…. How sick is it to teach your kids that?

Your job is to mature your kids…. Give them a BB gun and have them go feel like poop when they shoot a robin. Have them fall in the half frozen river and scare the literal life out of them. If they live through it, those are the ones who will deserve adult life…

But having them snug in the house 10 feet from their comfy bed, and hitting big buttons on a piece of plastic and pretend they are playing music??? Hand them a soda so they can keep going without ever feeling the sensation of being thirsty. How insane and sick is THAT!!!!

Those kids are NOT fit to make any decisions outside their bathroom! They won't be part of any future Great Generation. You failed them.

Sincerely, Judge Wyld

Single Moms Can't Raise "THAT BOY" but a Real Man Can

2009-01-14T16:55:00.000-08:00

From January 10, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Hunting Boy Thank You card.

Thank you card in the mail….regular ole mail… envelope…. Kind of nice….but obsolete…

scrawled big… thank you for taking me hunting…. Can you believe that I allowed a human being who could not write legible English letter… could not write the letters smaller than ¾’s of an inch tall and ½ an inch wide…go HUNTING????

How did that kid survive… a lot of work is needed and the mom is aware. I met her…. A nice enough lady and a big heart… and thank goodness she is getting help….

Single moms…. Get HELP… NO …. YOU CAN NOT do it alone… at all… I loved taking that boy on the trip… I was impressed… I hope that boy has a man in his life day to day or every other day…. Boys NEED THAT…

MOM IS NOT A MAN. get it? TWO MOMS is not A MAN…. Short haired mom is NOT A MAN….. and many men out there ARE NOT MEN… Many of you women out there agree with that. seek a real man… beg a real man to teach your boy…. BEG!!!! If you care about your boy BEG….

Funny thing about kids… men will say… That boy… that boy needs some discipline… that boy better tie his boots! That boy better keep his mouth shut…… Women will say… mikey… Freddie… Johnny….. they actually have names for the kid…. Guys don’t need names for a kid….. guys know that men teach boys… not men teach mikey…. Billie…. Tommy…… Guys don’t deal with any eeeeeeee’s…… we deal with boys and make them MEN…..

Do you want your daughter to grow up to marry a wimpy mikey??? A soft Freddie?? A cowardly timid billy???? NO…. NO…. you want your daughter to marry a MAN…. Fred and Bill and John and Mike and Tom…. Real men….. so don’t create what you don’t want…..

Give a boy to a real man…. We took the boy out hunting and though he was a bit young at 9 yrs old to be going…. We successfully took some puppy out of that boy. By the end of the day, he was flop on the ground tired….but he had some man in his eyes….

I applaud that single mom…. LOVE IS BIGGER THAN YOUR SOFT HEART… LOVE IS HARD. I respect her sooooooo much for her LOVE For that boy…. And I was honored to be chosen for the task.

Here is the kicker… talked to that mom last night while trying to track down Myron…. The single mom said,

“I had never seen that boy so happy” direct quote!!

And she repeated it several times….(and yes...she called him.... THAT BOY.)

Sincerely, Judge Wyld

Bank Tellers Are 8 Years Old, Are Professionally Nice And Call Me SIR

2009-01-14T16:44:00.000-08:00

From January 10, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Bank Tellers:

230.51 in change, quarters, nickels, dimes, and one penny… to the bank in ziplock clear plastic bags…. Neat machine in lobby… gives receipt…take it to the tellers to credit your bank account….

Bank tellers are younger and younger… used to be a 40 or 50 year old or older lady behind the counter when I was 8 yrs old putting the 7 dollars into the bank to open a bank account. Every month… 7 or 8 cents in interest was added when I took my bankbook in to update it.

Now bank tellers are little girls… appear to be 8 years old. Must be in their very early twenties. I admire them though. they know what they are doing…. And they are fast…. And nice and pleasant… and call me Sir…

well… back in those days when I was a young boy there was true politeness too…the 50 year old bank teller ladies called me as a 8 to 10 yr old… Sir

All my banking is done by computers from home now... Thank you Miss/Ma'am.

Sincerely, Judge Wyld

IF YOU CAN'T RAISE A 9 YR OLD BOY - LET A MAN DO IT

2009-01-03T21:37:00.000-08:00

From January 03, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

A 9 YR OLD BOY, A HUNTING TRIP, AN HONOR

Now everyone who knows me who isn’t one of those who are controlled and whose households are run by the kids…… everyone who actually sees me with kids, knows what I do in the community with kids, how much time and finances are given to kids, everyone like THAT, tells me and tells others that I would be a GREAT daddy…. The most loving and caring and teaching person with kids.

So when a buddy, in his late 50’s, wanted to give his new ladyfriend's 9 yr old boy a useful Christmas present. He thought of me and pheasant hunting.

Single moms need a man to show their sons some man things. Serious man projects. Fixing bicycles or automobiles, going to tool stores, doing yard projects with a MAN.

Work the kid hard, get the kid dirty, and if you are doing it right, the kid will get hurt in some sort of way. It’s not only the end of the world to be dirty or be tired or hungry…it is expected of a man to even get hurt and live through it.

So the day before the hunting trip.

Myron and his ladyfriend and the boy came over to the Judge Wyld Estates…

Taught the boy how to be around the dog… that it was a real dog… no bad habits of petting if it runs up to you, etc….

Three safeties on the gun… first is the end of the barrel… second is the trigger… third is the manufactures safety switch on the gun…. Clear the shells out for vehicle.

The NEXT MORNING:

Heading out… 5am… eat eat eat… he was worried to death that the kid might complain to mommy that he was hungry during the day.

So instead of focusing on the project, they messed with food… and it’s hard to find.. the mommy packed everything in separate bags… GUYS toss it all in one bag… bananas can touch cookies and sandwiches….

For me… pretzels, apples, cookies, donut holes, cheese sticks, and hard boiled eggs… then the back up survival..packets of oatmeal and granola bars…

Anyway… 7 miles of walking… the kid did great after I warned Myron after having to stop many times in the first field that either he or I was going to teach the kid how to tie his boots …. So myron did.

Still no help in finding fields… like it was a pleasure trip with a tour guide… no way.. since we couldn’t sneak up on pheasants due to the noise and constant talking by the kid.

So I gave the map over to Mryon to take his focus off every comfort of the kid…. And myron didn’t want to think. But I insisted and finally myron picked a field… lousy field… you couldn’t hid a field mouse in that field. Sparse grass… my dog was confused… you want me to find something here? So I kept the dog on a leash so it wouldn’t chase rabbits out of boredom….

After that, Mryon and the boy understood the work involved and were more active in helping find the fields….. and I actually picked them. So we saw some more birds… missed a shot on one…

Final field was a big field… several valleys and ridges.. walk a mile over one ridge and valley, walk back in the next one over…. I hit a pheasant but couldn’t find it….

Finally told the boy that men experience things without making noises…. No oooooooo… ick… hey LOOK AT THIS!!!! Come here… see what I found!!! Deer poop….

Drove home 2 hours… in the dark… both myron and the kid slept all the way home.

Summary. Was a good day…the boy did great. We had shot at and hit one bird and we didn’t have to clean it. Most of all, The boy learned he can survive…long walk… hit in the eye by tall weeds, cuts on fingers from grabbing weeds that are sharp, sore feet, tired tired tired……and best of all… we didn’t have to use any of the toilet paper we brought….

I love kids… and we are given kids to teach them… god didn’t give us kids to spoil…. Or to meet our needs or even to meet the kid’s wants….

God gave us kids to teach until he takes over…then they aren’t ours any more… teach the kid to learn, teach the kid to take on challenges and survive. Explain things and then let them experience what you explained.

Let them fall behind, let them be hungry, make them work when they are tired, and most of all… give them rocks and sticks and dirt and wildlife to play with.

Give them God’s stuff…… not human’s stuff.

Merry Christmas… a real gift is one of your time teaching and your insistence…. If YOU wimp out, you have failed God…. You have failed as a parent if your kid isn’t ever hungry, or is never hurt, or is never challenged to survive.

Mryon…gave the best Christmas gift he could to the boy….and the single mom was sophisticated enough to understand it… For me… I cherish that they thought of me and trusted in me…. I was impressed with the boy. They were impressed with me. We all survived.

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

THE SINGLES SECRET HOLIDAY PROMISE - TO NOT BE LONELY NEXT HOLIDAY SEASON

2009-01-03T21:27:00.000-08:00

From January 03, 2009 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

THE SINGLES SECRET PROMISE TO NOT BE LONELY NEXT YEAR

Some of you were sniveling… oooooh poor ole lonely me… very real.. very deep… hurts to be YOU.

For years… 3 years… 8 yrs… maybe 15 years… each year the same… somehow survived Thanksgiving, Run up to Christmas, snacks, church events, music, occupying yourself through the xmas eve, xmas day, etc… and then winching and sliding through new years. …

did you spend a lot of money to ease the pain? Did you eat bad foods? Comfort food to ease the pain…what do you call it…your lonely birthday food?.... Did you go to the bars more? More expensive lunches? CALL AND TELL US ….. you are ANONYMOUS…

But what about the secret promise singles make to themselves. A hidden promise…rarely voiced unless it’s in a quiet circle of lonely people. The knitting circle at church. A quiet corner of the office with a few lonely people finding each other… the confidential chat between lady friends at an empathy lunch.

So rarely said… just a quiet interior sobbing promise… with a glint of hope… a slight up lift of the internal organs…the heart… the lunch… a bit lighter as the promise is made….

NEXT YEAR I’LL HAVE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. AN ENTIRE YEAR TO FIND HER OR HIM. AN ENTIRE YEAR!!!

His promise:

This year..now..is the LAST YEAR like THIS... She’ll be pretty, and smart, she’ll like the Christmas things I like. New Years eve she will be at home and light fireworks out in the cold weather with me at midnight and use her empty champagne bottle to drop fireworks in. That’s it… that’s it for guys…

Her promise:

This year..now..is the LAST YEAR like THIS... He’ll go to my church events and Christmas after-work parties with me. He’ll set up the xmas tree while I decorate the fireplace mantel. He’ll go shopping with me for my nieces and nephews presents. My family will love him and he’ll love my family.

We’ll go to a New Years eve party and He’ll kiss me at midnight. He’ll even be wearing that sweater that I bought him. And I’ll be wearing that diamond ring he gave me for Christmas.

NEXT YEAR I’LL HAVE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. AN ENTIRE YEAR TO FIND HER OR HIM. AN ENTIRE YEAR!!!

This year..now..is the LAST YEAR like THIS...

Really? How many years did you think this…promise yourself this… ? Comments?

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

HOTEL HYPNOTISTS HAVE THEIR GED - DR. CODY HORTON IS SAFE

2008-12-30T19:32:00.000-08:00

From August 11, 2007 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Dr. Cody Horton, who has a real PHD and puts on a professional hypnotist show, and is a talk radio show host on KAVD 103.1 FM has competition in the entertainment world.

There is a hypnotist who is putting on shows in town today. The radio commercials make it clear that sessions cost 59.95.

I suppose the man doesn’t have a PHD or he could charge more. He must have the GED for hypnotists. Maybe he only paid postage and handling on the inkjet hypnotist certificate he bought on the internet.

Did you see Dateline, to catch a predator? I’m thinking the government is hypnotizing those jerks into believing they are chatting with a 13 yr old.

Oh by the way… 6pm tonight…bring 60 dollars. Get in line. One line will be thicker than the other. The radio commercial says that Weight Loss starts tonight at 6pm…. Only takes two hours because at 8pm is the stop smoking session!!!!

GIVING A TOUGH GUY A FRUITY BEER - SKYLIGHT OVER TOILET

2008-12-30T19:25:00.000-08:00

From August 11, 2007 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

My non-english speaking roofers were at the main house on Tuesday. There were finishing up and cleaning up and I realized I had a beer in my hand.

Me, standing in the air conditioning on the inside of a house while on the other side of a pane of glass (window) the roofers were cleaning up in 100 degree heat.

After all, I live alone, I had grown quite fond of the roofers for coming over and spending all that time at my place. So I rushed to the refrigerator and discovered three Amstel Lights. And three fruity beers for ladies. Two peach and one strawberry. So two of the five roofers were stuck with a fruity beer. After all they did for me…

I go to the nearest bathroom. And can you believe that there is a large skylight, 2ft by 2ft right above the toilet. I could hear the Spanish/Mexican music on the roof and was wondering how close the roofers were to the skylight.

It takes awhile to decide if you should stand there looking up and hope you are aiming correctly while going to the bathroom or if it would be worse to turn around and sit.

Of course I’d still look up to see if anyone is looking down. Have you ever tried peeing while holding out one hand to block the view?….

Well… I’ll tell you, I stood and looked up, no one looked down, and I aimed correctly… end of story. I really did enjoy their music.

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

YOU ER WHAT YOU ING!!! - WAIT LET ME EXPLAIN

2008-12-30T19:04:00.000-08:00

From August 18, 2007 ON AIR THE FRANK AND PATTY SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

You ER what you ING!!!!

You’ve head of people who tell you of their dreams.

"I love to travel!!! I love fine food and dining. I’d love to help kids. I’d love to sit on the beach with my sweetheart. I’d love to go back to school and get my masters degree. I’d love to learn to weld… I am soooo into writing and would LOVE to write a book about this or that…. "

OH REEEAAAALLLYYYY…. STOP IT… STOP telling people that. STOP telling ME that. STOP telling YOURSELF that. It’s a lie. It’s a fantasy that is WORTHLESS.

If you aren’t DOING it…then it’s NOT you. It’s NOT real…. Quit it. Stop it. Shut up about it.

You aren’t that person you dream about. You are the person based on what you are actually DOING.

That is do ING. If you are not doing the thing you dream about then you are not THAT.

Think about it…

A swimmer is not someone who dreams about swimming. A swimmer is someone who is swimming.

You ER what you ING, I wanted to be a race car driver… I refused to tell anyone that I was a race car driver until I had more than half of a season of regular, each and every week, of driving a race car in competition. Until I was DRIVING a race car, I was not a race car driver.

Do you get it yet??? You ER what you ING. Nothing else.

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

ST. LOUIS - NO CSPAN IN HOTELS - SINGLE WOMEN ARE INTELLIGENT

2008-12-30T18:54:00.000-08:00

From August 18, 2007 ON AIR THE FRANK AND PATTY SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

I didn’t watch the news this week. I can’t believe the hotels in St. Louis do not carry CSPAN…you know…the network that shows congress in session and general politics events. Can you believe that the hotel had the GOLF channel but NOT CSPAN???

But the biggest impression I have about St. Louis is the women.

Intelligent, self-sufficient, thoughtful, giving, caring, and skilled in dealing with people.

What does this mean about where I live? Where I live, the women are NOT intelligent, ….Not self-sufficient, NOT thoughtful, NOT giving, NOT caring about others, and totally inept in talking about themselves in conversations…..

they ask dumb questions. They EXPECT that because they ASKED a dumb question, that the man HAS to answer their questions and NOW.

The women where I live are not only dumb, but

they have a sense of entitlement to your thoughts, your money, your immediate time.

Totally unearned,

totally beyond common courtesy,

totally UNWORTHY.

Are You that way? Why?

Are you good looking?

Or are you NOT good looking and have to feel entitled to survive being not good looking and not feel bad about it….

1) Are you in denial and cope by thinking that your good looks entitle you to guys who stupidly give in to you…

2) or are you in denial that your bad looks can’t have any bearing on how you are treated.

Bad news for both of you. Too bad. You may not always meet people who will buy in to your denial. We will TELL you.

Instead of being offended and telling the other person that they are mean. Fix yourself. Fix your attitude. If you are overweight, FIX it. If you are sloppy, FIX it. If you are demanding, FIX it. If you need to ask 14 stupid questions when meeting a new man, FIX IT…

Leave other people alone. Look at YOURSELF. If you want to be how you are, ACCEPT IT…. And accept those who don’t buy into your denial.

Tell me why this advice isn't fair. COMMENTS?

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

DONT USE TURN SIGNALS - SUE AUTO MAKERS TO GET RID OF BLIND SPOTS

2008-12-30T18:48:00.000-08:00

From August 18, 2007 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Turn Signals and Spot Mirrors

St. Louis is a busy town. A lot of traffic. I actually used my turn signals there. Normally I don’t use turn signals. I don't want people to know what I’m up to. I don’t need to answer to them. If I want them to know then I’ll use my turn signal.

Spot mirrors. I looooooove spot mirrors. I install them on all of my vehicles except my dirt track cars.

We pretend to want safe cars. We have airbags, we have seat belts, we have safe fuel tanks. We have so many rules for what we can and can not do while we drive.

But the one thing that would have been EASY to require from the manufacturers. Is mirrors that don’t have a blind spot.

You know what a blind spot is right? A place you can’t see from where you are seated. Why do we still have mirrors on vehicles that allow a blindspot. Usually the next lane over left or right and along the backseat doors and trunk. So we spend all this effort to tell kids to turn their heads around to LOOK into the blind spot.

Old people won’t turn their head and they shouldn’t have to.

The convex mirrors (that means the mirrors that bulge out.) They let you know SOMETHING is there. THEN you can hesitate and look closer to see WHAT is there if you care.

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

DR CODY HORTON HYPNOTIST - STOP ME FROM VOMITING ON AIRPLANES

2008-12-30T18:41:00.000-08:00

From August 25, 2007 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Judge Wyld called out Dr. Cody Horton. SHE'S FAMED TALK SHOW HOST AND HYPNOTIST!!!!

You know Cody right? That hypnotist chick who is on KAVD 103.1 on Saturday mornings.

Well for those who haven’t heard. Judge Wyld has called her out…. Why? Because hypnotism and professional wrestling are equally professional to JUDGE.

So rather than continually knocking hypnotism I called out Dr. Cody to prove it? Right.. a PHD!

If she can hypnotize me so I don’t vomit on airplanes when I fly then I’ll be her biggest fan… She hasn’t gotten it done YET.

Git it done Cody. Step up!! Surely a PHD can hypnotize me? Is it hypno or is it HYPE?

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

Q&A BY SELFISH CURIOUS WOMEN - UNSKILLED ENTITLEMENT PRINCESSES

2008-12-30T18:28:00.000-08:00

From August 25, 2007 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Conversations with questions. I can’t stand them. Since when do I have to give out all my information just because a selfish person is curious?

What magazine or readers digest article or tv show says that to open guys up, that you have ask them questions about themselves?

THE MISGUIDED ADVICE: Young ladies. This is how to open up your man. Ask him about himself. He will love chatting on and on about himself. To show your interest, ask him about him.

NO NO NO NO NO…. If a guy has a first date that goes like this then the answer is NO. NO second date. NO paying for the date, definitely make sure that date is DUTCH and no second date.

If she can’t talk about herself then she will NAG you into talking for the rest of your life… Let’s face it, she has nothing to say if all she can do is take up time and email space to put forth questions. An annoying 5 year old. Why Why Why… tell me more. Oh that’s interesting, tell me more!!. Like you are an audio book with all this stuff waiting to entertain upon request… NO NO NO…..

The thoughtful women know that YOU are trying to get to know HER. Actually you aren’t, you just want to kiss her, but the best gals will at least share about themselves so you can get to know her.

You know the LOSER Q&A chick will say… "I just want to get to know you… is that so wrong?" YES it’s wrong… It’s SELFISH.

What makes your WANT to get to know him more important than him getting to know about YOU?

The answer. Share. Share in the areas that you want to know about him. Share in the depth that you want him to share with you.

The art of conversation is sharing such that you are giving energy.

Two things happen at that point. He finds out that all you care about is shopping and runs from you as he should.

You will find out that he doesn’t have in common things you like or care about them deeply like you do and then can turn and run at that point……

maybe both of you will stay in the conversation long enough to kiss and makeout

but at least after both of you RUN, you have been kissed.

Either way, give it a chance by not scaring him away with annoying Q&A.

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

NEW PROJECT PAIN IN BUTT - LOTS OF FUN SECOND TIME

2008-12-30T18:18:00.000-08:00

From September 08, 2007 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

Did you ever have a week that was hijacked by something unplanned??? This week did NOT go as planned…

This week did not work out the way I thought it would. A month ago a garage door opener stopped working. The actual motor unit that moves the garage door up and down stopped working…. No problem.. I didn’t use that side of the garage much anyway… no big deal…don’t sweat the small stuff…..

But Tuesday night I brought the dog around from the kennel out back to the front of a garage and the OTHER garage door opener on that garage broke… rats… this is serious. I use that garage door daily…

so I put the dog away and went to LOWES and bought two garage door openers. I asked if they’d install two for cheaper than twice the price of one… NO… so I didn’t let them.

When I arrived home, I dragged a neighbor over and asked what he’d charge to install the garage door openers… he didn’t want any money but he didn’t want to install them either… rats. since previously I had paid him for building a privacy fence around part of the property… He did a great job… anyway…

He said he’d help some other night for free and we’d just get the job done together… rats…

I wanted it done NOW. So I changed clothes and set out to piecing one of the openers together. With the zillions of tools I have from working on the race car for years, I had no problem finding the oversized, overpowered, tools to assemble a garage door opener…

It only took 4 hours the first night to get …. Halfway done…. And only 3 hours the next night to finish up… two nights shot…. So the third night… I started installing the second garage door opener… took three breaks… and finished in 2.5 hours.

And that’s how it works… try something new. Even if your friends aren’t doing it. Do it once.. follow it through…and then do it again… with confidence… even if your friends aren’t doing it… develop your talents, use them… Life is good…

Oh but wait… I had over 110 pieces left over… bolts, screws, cotter pins, nuts, all sorts of things. I figure the bag of leftovers from both garage door openers weighs about 5 lbs… Doesn't matter... the garage door openers work just fine 5 lbs lighter.

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

HILLARY MCCAIN OBAMA ALL FOR ONE - THEMSELVES, NOT YOU NOT USA

2008-12-30T18:00:00.000-08:00

From September 15, 2007 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

POLITICS MOTIVES:

John Edwards, Frank Doyle brought up an imaginary situation. What would John Edwards say in his Inaugural Address as the New President of the United States. Have you seen the debates? Have you seen how the Democrat Party has aligned these candidates toward protecting each other…. Sure they take some shots to make it look real but the debates are about as real as professional wrestling. There is no wrestling happening in the ring.

We have two contenders for the Democrat Party nomination. And each contender is trying to preserve their chances to run as Vice President. Are they really lining up for a Female and an African Minority as One and Two???

Regardless of which one is which? In either case, the one who comes out as number two wants to be the incumbent VP for 2012 or 2016.

I doubt that either one would do the noble thing like Dick Cheney has. Could you imagine a power hungry Hilary giving up running for President if she were Vice President? However strong someone is a supporter of Hilary, I’m certain that no one thinks she is driven by great and noble ideas to want to be President.

No one gets the warm and fuzzy feeling that Hilary knows you are out there and she is the self-sacrificing benevolent servant of the people who thinks day and night how to make your life better.

Of course those who want a woman to be president above any other factor, know that Hilary is just as power hungry for that result as they are and it has nothing to do with truly heartfelt use of talents to serve others.

Remember, We have a government of representatives. We don’t elect politicians to do what the majority of Americans want to be done. We elect those we think will execute actions and make decisions FOR US. INSTEAD OF US.

We KNOW we are not smart enough to make those decisions. We know that we would decide to give everything to ourselves, shy away from conflict, and think of only a few considerations for the short term popularity.

Tell me, How will you protect the USA from forces that are planned against us for the next 600 years??? How? Have you thought about Arabic history and 600 year planning against us?

Yesterday… did you think about Chinese industry, population, political forces, military, energy needs and their 600 year plans to be the greatest super power?

No you haven’t … and most of the time neither have I. When you look at Presidential candidates, you need to look at why they want to be President. ALL OF THEM will protect their business friends. Duh… but look deeper… look long term.

Who overall do you think is really wanting to be President to make the best decisions for our country and which ones give you the willies because in your gut you know they just want to be President to fill out their resume of power and ambition. Does John McCain come to mind? How about Hillary…. How about Barack O’Bama…

Does Guilliani want to run the country for us the way he seemingly ran New York City for the citizens? How do you feel about them? When will it be time to hear them and listen to them… What do they want to do.. is it real? Is it just good words?

Frank Doyle asked about John Edwards… seems to be a non-subject.. but now you have something real to think about….

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD

JUDGE ENTERTAINS MISS KANSAS - PUTS TWINKLES IN BEAUTY QUEEN'S EYES

2008-12-30T17:50:00.000-08:00

From September 15, 2007 ON AIR JUDGE WYLD SHOW - Radio Talk
Excerpt from show prep notes. On air content may have been more or less. Not journalistic or debate notes.

I belong to a group who practice speeches and the critique each other… we have a contest every so often and I didn’t give a speech during a recent contest but I entered the critiquing contest…

and yes, YOUR judgmental, opinionated Judge Wyld was judged as the BEST delivered critiquer…

When I’m speaking, my goal is to get the prettiest girl/lady in the room to laugh and have a great time. I did that.

There was a beautiful girl, the current Miss Kansas in the room. Up to that point in the meeting/contest she did not smile, did not interact, did not seem to be having a good time during the meeting.

But when I gave my evaluation of a speaker… I had her laughing, twinkling her eyes, and having a great time….

praise the Lord, I didn’t need a trophy for first place… I had my trophy when I saw the difference it made in her evening…. Life is good.

Sincerely, JUDGE WYLD